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Chapter One: Will This Be on the Midterms?
Chapter Two: If Chuck Schumer Is Smiling, Vote Nay!—and Other Good Advice for Conservatives
Conservatives Need Twelve-Step Program to Manhood
Free the Fitzgerald One!
With Friends like These, Who Needs Keith Olbermann?
On This Aborted Fetus, the Democrats Plant Their Flag
Chapter Three: Thou Shalt Not Speak Ill of a Fellow Republican—with the Following Exceptions
Fred Sawyer and Huckabee Finn
Liberals Sing “Huckelujah”
The Elephant in the Room
“Straight Talk” Express Takes Scenic Route to Truth
Newt: Speak Bombastically and Carry a Tiny Stick
Romney Doing the Job Republican Establishment Just Won’t Do
Chapter Four: Democrats: They Can’t Be Trained—They Can Only Be Beaten
Obama Woos Gun-Toting God Nuts
Only His Hairdresser Knows for Sure
Biden Secret Service Code Name: “Assassination Insurance”
One Plus One Equals Twenty Extra Votes for Franken
Obama Birth Certificate Spotted in Bogus Moon Landing Footage
Let’s Play “Spot the Democrat!”
Patty Murray: the Stupidest Person in America
Weiner’s Penis Headed to Small Claims Court
Chapter Five: Liberal Behavior: Porn Surfers, Liars, and Welfare Suppliers
Obama’s Recipe for Change Not My Cup of Tea
What a Sack of Sacrosanct
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