Chapter 1: In a Foreboding Tower, Glowing with Portent or Possibly Pollen

Chapter 2: In a Squalid Barnyard in Borix, Redolent of Feces and Angst

Chapter 3: In the Tower of Toby, the Dark Lord, He Who Dreams of Artisanal Crackers

Chapter 4: At a Time and Place Where a Goat Proves to Be Remarkably Prescient

Chapter 5: Near a Rose Most Scarlet and Effulgent

Chapter 6: In the Darkness Surrounding a Small Camp in a Verdant Pasture

Chapter 7: Over Something Fried in Duck Fat with a Piquant Dipping Sauce

Chapter 8: At the Scene of a Richly Deserved Punch in the Kisser

Chapter 9: In the Luminous Presence of the Elvish Morningwood

Chapter 10: Uncomfortably Near a Giant Uvula

Chapter 11: On a Beach Festooned with Sparkly Pinchy Crabs

Chapter 12: At the Goblin Market, Glittering with Magic and Maquillage

Chapter 13: Near the Bushy Cleft of Mortal Peril

Chapter 14: In the Dank Necropolis of Honeycomb and Dread

Chapter 15: Next to a Newly Created Orifice and Much Screaming

Chapter 16: In the Spectacular (If Tentacular) Hut of Belladonna the Healer

Chapter 17: Under the Lone Lamppost Where Lurks the Squeaky Marmoset of Side Quests

Chapter 18: Down an Alley Echoing with a Troll’s Pathetic Angst

Chapter 19: Over a Board of Charcuterie Floats the Word Murder

Chapter 20: Inside the Perilous Poplar of Personal Problems

Chapter 21: Within the Ambulatory Dwelling of a Most Fearsome Personage

Chapter 22: Atop a Roof of Questionable Structural Integrity

Chapter 23: Athwart a Corpse and Quaking with Unaccountable Mirth

Chapter 24: Uncomfortably Smooshed in a Throng of Normal Goats, Forced into Bleatful Complaint

Chapter 25: In the Room Where the Disposal of a Persistent Suitor Is Effected

Chapter 26: Abroad in a Fulsome Field of Goatly Paradise

Chapter 27: In the Grip of a Sinister Mind

Chapter 28: Whereupon Destiny Is Delivered by an Overly Credulous Postman

Chapter 29: Uponst a Cushy Throne, Surrounded by Many Supple Leathers

Chapter 30: Outside a Door Hung with Gnarly Knockers

Epilogue: At a Party Afflicted with Unacceptable Ghost Cake