Contents

• PART I: CRITIQUE
• 1. The New Church Ladies
• 2. Torch Mobs For Tolerance
• 3. Hating The Haters (In The Name Of Love)
• 4. The Tolerance That Is Only Skin Deep
• 5. How To Deal With The Brainwashed
• 6. How The Free Speech Movement Stopped Moving
• 7. Am I A Racist? Depends On What You Mean By “Racist”
• 8. The Difference Between Prejudice And Postjudice
• 9. Why Is Multiculturalism Necessary?
• 10. Diversity = Division
• 11. Revenge: The Logical Answer To Bullying
• 12. Land Of 1,000 Microaggressions
• 13. Arkansas Store Censors Elton John’s Designer Baby!
• 14. White Man Lectures White Girls About Calling Him A “Nigga”
• 15. The Other “N” Word
• 16. The Importance Of Gender-Neutral Public Restrooms For Bisexual Space Aliens
• 17. It’s Hard Out Here For A Dudebro
• 18. From Red Scare To Rainbow Scare
• 19. TV Star Loses 70 Pounds, Attacks His Fat Critics, And Gets His Food Show Pulled
• 20. Texas Cheerleader Poses For Photos With Animals She’s Killed, Gets Death Threats
• 21. Suey Park, You Are A Fucking Dingbat
• 22. Is It A Hate Crime To Make Fun Of Short People?
• 23. Criticizing PC Totalitarianism—A “90s Thing”?
• 24. The Shame Sham
• 25. My Brief Brush With A Hate-Crime Hoax
• 26. Skinheads Against White People
• 27. A Blizzard Of Special Snowflakes
• 28. Bay Aryan Resistance
• 29. A Vast White-Wing Conspiracy
• 30. A Handy Guide To Popular Social Justice Hashtags (And What They Really Mean)
• 31. What The Hell Do You Mean By “Social Justice,” Anyway?
• 32. The Social Justice Glossary
• PART II: PARODY
• 33. I’ve Finally Realized We Live In A “Rape Culture”
• 34. Calling Someone A “Douchebag” Is Hate Speech
• 35. 5 Ways To Convert Your Guy Friends Into Feminist Allies
• 36. 8 Forgotten Otherkin
• 37. The 10 Most Microscopic Microaggressions Of All Time
• 38. 8 Geometric Shapes You Didn’t Realize Are Problematic
• 39. I Told Myself To Stop Whitesplaining But Realized I Was Still Mansplaining
• 40. The US Postal Service Is Dominated By White Mails
• 41. Judge Orders Hitler To Undergo Therapy
• 42. White Man Blames Women, Nonwhites For His Problems
• 43. Portland’s White Community: Who Are They? Where Are They Going? What Do They Want From Us?
• 44. Life Is Unfair, And I’m Here To Change That
• 45. Why the Fuck Are There No Gay Drivers In NASCAR?!?
• 46. Why Don’t They Just Be Honest And Call It “Rapebook”?
• 47. Fabricated Hate Crimes By The Transgendered Are Still OK!!!
• 48. Sexual Justice Is Never Pleasant
• 49. The World’s Most Racist Cereal
• 50. This White Supremacist Fried Chicken Restaurant In Thailand Is Clearly Unacceptable
• 51. They’re Already Misgendering The Royal Baby
• 52. Watermelon Oreos: A Holocaust For The Metabolism
• 53. I Ate a Hamburger—Should I Kill Myself?
• 54. Disgusting Fat Asshole Eats Burger, Has Heart Attack
• 55. Fat Woman’s Corpse Sets Building Ablaze During Cremation
• 56. If You Don’t Boycott The All-White Academy Awards, You Deserve To Be Shot
• 57. I Feel That You Shouldn’t Tell Me How I Should Feel About My Feelings
• Credits