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\nIt was a September to remember! In Moose County, 400 miles north of everywhere, plans were rife and hopes were high.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nFirst, the historic hotel in Pickax City, the county seat, was finally restored after the bombing of the previous year, and it would reopen with a new name, a new chef, and a gala reception.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThen, a famous American (who may or may not have slept there in 1895) was about to be honored with the city’s first annual Mark Twain Festival.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nNext, a distinguished personage from Chicago had reserved the presidential suite and would arrive on Labor Day, setting female hearts aflutter.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nTo top it off, the tri-county Scottish Gathering and Highland Games would be held at the fairgrounds: bagpipes skirling, strong men in kilts tossing the caber, and pretty young women dancing the Highland Fling on the balls of their feet.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe one unexpected happening was the homicide on the Pickax police blotter, but that was a long story, starting twenty-odd years before.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAs September approached, the good folk of Pickax (population 3,000) were quoting Mark Twain about the weather, suggesting ribald names for the hotel, and gossiping endlessly about a man named Delacamp; few would ever meet him, but all had something to say about him.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nJim Qwilleran, columnist for the Moose County Something<\/i>, felt an air of anticipation when he made his rounds of downtown Pickax. When he went to the bank to cash a check, the young woman who counted out his fifties said, \u201cIsn’t it exciting? Mr. Delacamp is coming again, and he always comes into the bank. I hope he comes to my window, but the manager usually handles his transactions. Anyway, it’s all so thrilling!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cIf you say so,\u201d Qwilleran said. After a long career as a newspaperman he was seldom excited and certainly never thrilled.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAt the florist shop where he went to order a flowering plant for a sick friend, the wide-eyed assistant said breathlessly, \u201cDid you hear? Mr. Delacamp is coming! He always has to have fresh flowers in his hotel room, and he sends roses to his customers.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cGood!\u201d said Qwilleran. \u201cAnything that helps the local economy has my approval.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nWhile picking up a New York Times<\/i> at the drugstore he heard a woman customer saying she had received an engraved invitation to Mr. Delacamp’s afternoon tea, and she wondered what kind of perfume to wear. The pharmacist’s wife said, \u201cThey say he likes French perfumes. We don’t carry anything like that. Try the department store. They can special-order.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran crossed the street to the department store, his newshound instinct scenting a good story with human interest and a touch of humor. Lanspeak’s was a large fourth-generation store with new-fashioned merchandise but old-fashioned ideas about customer service. He found the two owners in their cramped office on the main floor.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHi, Qwill! Come on in!\u201d said Larry Lanspeak.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHave a cup of coffee,\u201d said his wife, Carol.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran took a chair. \u201cNo coffee, thanks, but please tell me something. Explain the Delacamp mystique.\u201d He knew the couple were official hosts for the man’s visit. \u201cWhy all the excitement?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nLarry looked at his wife, and she made a helpless gesture. \u201cWhat can I say? He’s an older man, but he’s handsome\u2014elegant\u2014gallant! He sends women roses!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cAnd kisses their hands,\u201d said Larry with raised eyebrows.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHe pays lavish compliments!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cAnd kisses hands,\u201d Larry repeated derisively.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cEverything is very formal. Women have to wear hats to his Tuesday afternoon tea, and we’ve sold out of millinery. We sell the basic felt that women wear to church, but our daughter said we should gussy them up with feathers and flowers and huge ribbon bows. So we did! Diane is a sober, dedicated M.D., but she has a mad streak.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cTakes after her mother,\u201d Larry said.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThe results are really wild! Sorry you can’t write it up, Qwill, but everything is private, invitational, and exclusive. No publicity!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cOkay. I’ll forget it. No story,\u201d Qwilleran acquiesced. \u201cBut he sounds like an interesting character\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. You two go back to work.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nLarry accompanied him out of the office and toward the front door, down the main aisle between cases of men’s shirts and ties and women’s scarves and earrings. \u201cOld Campo is harmless, although a trifle phony,\u201d he said. \u201cStill, his visits every four or five years are good for a certain element in our community\u2014and good public relations for the store. It’s Carol’s project, actually. I stay out of it.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

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\nThe facts were that Delacamp was a dealer who bought and sold estate jewelry, making periodic visits to remote areas with a history of affluence. In such communities the descendants\u2019 of old moneyed families might be willing to part with an heirloom necklace of rubies and emeralds, or a diamond tiara, in order to finance a new car or a college education or an extravagant cruise. Artisans in Delacamp’s Chicago firm could break up such outdated items and remount them in rings, pendants, earrings, and so forth for sale to a new generation\u2014as an investment or status symbol.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nMoose County fitted the picture, and Delacamp apparently had found his visits worthwhile. It had been the richest county in the state in the nineteenth century, when natural resources were being exploited and there was no income tax to pay. The old mining tycoons and lumber barons had built themselves mansions with large vaults in the basement. They had sent their offspring to eastern colleges and had taken their wives to Paris, where they bought them jewels that would appreciate in value. When the mines closed in the early twentieth century, the economy collapsed and most families fled to the big cities. Others elected to stay and live quietly on their private means, going into business or the professions\u2014or even bootlegging during Prohibition.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAll of this convinced Qwilleran that Old Campo had a good thing going, and he enjoyed listening to gossip in the coffee shops. Blue-collar and white-collar opinions were freely expressed:<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHe’ll be puttin’ on the dog and gettin’ the old gals all het up.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThey say he drinks nothin’ but tea, but ten to one he puts a little somethin’ in it.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cYeah, I was night porter at the hotel a few years ago, and he used to send out for rum. He was a big tipper, I’ll say that for him.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI know a guy\u2014his wife drew ten thousand from their joint account and bought a diamond pin.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI’m glad my wife’s not on his list. Women go to that tea party of his and they’re pushovers!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHe always brings a female assistant, and she always happens to be young and sexy. She’s supposed to be his cousin or niece or something, but you never notice any family resemblance, if you know what I mean.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nGossip was the mainstay of Moose County culture, although it was called \u201ccaring and sharing.\u201d Men had their coffee shops; women had their afternoon circles.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran listened to it and nodded and chuckled. He himself had been the subject of gossip. He was a bachelor who lived simply, and yet he was the richest man in the northeast central United States. Through a twist of fate he had fallen heir to the vast Klingenschoen fortune based in Moose County. Previously he had managed on a reporter’s salary without any particular interest in wealth; in financial matters, moreover, he felt like a simpleton. He handled the situation by establishing the Klingenschoen Foundation with a mandate to give the money away judiciously to benefit the community.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nNeedless to say, \u201cMr. Q\u201d had become an icon in the North Country, not only because of his generosity. He wrote a twice-weekly column, \u201cStraight from the Qwill Pen,\u201d that was the most popular feature in the newspaper. He had a genial disposition and a sense of humor, even though his brooding eyes gave him a look of melancholy. And he was his own man.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nPioneer blood had made the natives into a race of determined individualists, as a glance at the map would confirm. There were places like Squunk Corners, Little Hope, Sawdust City, Chipmunk, and Ugley Gardens. Qwilleran belonged in this environment. He spelled his name with a QW, lived in a barn with two cats, sported an enormous pepper-and-salt moustache, and rode a recumbent bicycle that required him to pedal with feet elevated.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThere were other characteristics in his favor. Being tall and well-built, he had a distinct aura of authority. Being a journalist, he had trained himself to listen. Strangers felt they could confide in him, air their dreams, relate their woes. He always listened sympathetically.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nOne of Qwilleran’s quirks was his desire for privacy. He needed solitude for thinking, writing, and reading, and his converted barn was effectively secluded. Though within the city limits and not far from Main Street, it had acreage. It had once been a strip farm extending from Main Street to Trevelyan Road, which was a half-mile to the east. Paving was unknown in those days.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nNow Main Street divided into northbound and southbound traffic lanes, called Park Circle. Around the rim were two churches, the courthouse, a majestic old public library, and the original Klingenschoen mansion, now functioning as a small theatre for stage productions. To the rear of the mansion was a four-stall carriage house with servants’ quarters upstairs. From there a rustic wagon trail wound its way through evergreen woods, ending in a barnyard.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe hundred-year-old apple barn rose like an ancient castle\u2014octagonal in design, four stories high, with a fieldstone foundation and siding of weathered shingles. Odd-shaped windows had been cut in the walls, reflecting the angled timbers that framed the interior.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe property to the east had been a thriving orchard until a mysterious blight struck the trees. Now it was reforested, and wild gardens attracted birds and butterflies.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u00a0<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nOn the last day of August Qwilleran walked down the old orchard lane to pick up his mail and newspaper on Trevelyan Road. On the site where the old farmhouse had burned down there was now a rustic contemporary building housing the Pickax Art Center. County residents attended classes there, viewed exhibitions, and\u2014in some cases\u2014rented studios. As Qwilleran passed it, he counted the cars in the parking lot. It looked as if they were having a good day.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe highway marked the city limits. Beyond it was farmland. He waved to a farmer chugging down the road on a tractor and the driver of a farm truck traveling in the opposite direction. His rural mailbox and a newspaper sleeve were mounted on posts alongside the pavement. There were few letters in the box; his fan mail went to the newspaper office, and official business and junk mail went to the law firm that represented the Klingenschoen Foundation.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nA boy carrying a grocery sack was running toward him from the direction of the McBee farm. \u201cMr. Q! Mr. Q!\u201d he shouted. It was the ten-year-old Culvert McBee. \u201cI brought you something!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran hoped it was not turnips or parsnips from the McBee kitchen garden. \u201cThat’s very good of you, Culvert.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe chubby boy was breathing hard after running. \u201cI made something for you\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. I took a summer class\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. over there.\u201d He jerked his head toward the art center and then handed over the sack.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWhat is it?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cLook inside.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran was dubious about knickknacks made for him by fond readers, and he peered into the sack with no great expectations. What he saw was a pad of paper stapled on a small board. The top sheet was computer-printed with the well-known saying Thirty Days Hath September<\/i>.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cIt’s a calendar,\u201d Culvert explained. \u201cEvery day you tear off a page and read what it says.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe second page had the date (September 1) and the day (Tuesday) and a brief saying: Let sleeping dogs lie.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWell! This is really something!\u201d Qwilleran said with a good show of enthusiasm. He flipped through the pages and read: What’s good for the goose is good for the gander\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. A cat can look at a king<\/i>. \u201cWhere did you get these sayings, Culvert?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cAt the library. They’re from all over the world.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThey’re all about animals!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cYep.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWell, I certainly appreciate your thoughtfulness!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThere’s a hole in the board. You can hang it on a nail.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI’ll do that.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI made one for my mom, too.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHow are your parents? I haven’t seen them lately.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cDad’s okay. Mom has a sore hand from using the computer.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHow about the dogs?\u201d Culvert had a shelter for old, unwanted dogs.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cDolly died of old age and I buried her behind the shed. I painted her name on a stone. You can come and look at it if you want to. My aunt came and brought flowers.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThat was nice of her. Are you ready to go back to school?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cYep.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThen Qwilleran praised the calendar once more, and Culvert walked back to his farm on Base Line Road.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u00a0<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAt the art center there was a familiar car parked on the lot, and Qwilleran went in to talk with his friend, Thornton Haggis. He was a retiree with a shock of white hair, now serving as interim manager until they could find a replacement for Beverly Forfar.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cStill holding the fort, I see,\u201d Qwilleran said. \u201cHas anyone heard from Bev?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cNo. After the turmoil she experienced here, I believe she was glad to wash her hands of our fair city.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe former manager had written to Qwilleran, however, thanking him profusely for his farewell gift, little knowing it was something he had been trying to unload.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nShe had written, \u201cIt was so wonderful of you to arrange for me to have The Whiteness of White<\/i>. It hangs in my apartment, where it is admired by everyone. You may be interested to know I have found a small job in Ann Arbor, Michigan, that could develop into something big.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran nodded. From what he knew of that city it had the right climate for an esoteric intaglio. He had won it in a raffle at the art center, simply because he was the only one who bought a chance. He bought several, using the alias of Ronald Frobnitz. As the winner he was trying to dispose of it discreetly without offending the artist who had donated it. Luckily Beverly Forfar was leaving Pickax forever, and she was happy to acquire an artwork valued at a thousand dollars.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nIn a postscript to her letter she had written, \u201cIf you are in touch with Professor Frobnitz in Japan, please thank him for his generosity. I’m sorry I didn’t meet him while he was in Pickax. On the telephone he sounded positively charming.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran asked Thornton, \u201cAny good prospects for Beverly’s successor?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThey’ve interviewed a few applicants but can’t seem to make a decision.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cYou’re doing too good a job, Thorn. Why hire a manager when good old Thorn will do the work free?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cDon’t think that hasn’t crossed my mind! After September thirtieth, I quit! Meanwhile we’re setting up the craft fair. Are you coming to the opening? I’ll have a few of my own things on exhibit.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cAre you doing something creative in tombstones?\u201d Qwilleran asked lightly.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThornton was a retired stonecutter who had studied art history at one time. \u201cYou can kid all you like,\u201d he retorted, \u201cbut I felt the need for a manual hobby. I bought a lathe, and now I’m doing woodturning in my basement.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThat I’ve got to see!\u201d Qwilleran said.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThen come to the craft fair,\u201d his friend said. \u201cBring money.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nWhen Qwilleran walked up the lane to the apple barn, he was approaching from the east. In its heyday it had been a drive-through barn with huge doors east and west, large enough to admit a horse-drawn wagon loaded with apples. Now the huge openings had been filled in and equipped with human-size doors. On the East Side there were handsome double doors flanked by glass panels. These were the front doors, opening into the foyer, although they were on the back of the building. The back door was, of course, on the front, opening into the kitchen. (This kind of anomaly was common in Moose County, where Pickax was referred to as Paradox.) Twice the Pickax voters had vetoed a proposal to change the names of streets. \u201cOld East Street\u201d was west of \u201cNew West Street,\u201d and there was confusion about \u201cNorth Street East\u201d and \u201cSouth Street West.\u201d Only strangers were befuddled, however, and befuddling strangers was a local pastime.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAs Qwilleran approached the double doors, two Siamese cats watched from the sidelights, standing on their hindlegs with their forepaws on the low windowsill. Entering the foyer he had to wade through weaving bodies and waving tails, circling him, doubling back, rubbing his ankles, and getting under his feet\u2014all the while yowling in the operatic voices of Siamese. The tumultuous welcome would have been flattering if Qwilleran had not consulted his watch. It was feeding time at the zoo!<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWhat have you guys been doing this afternoon?\u201d he asked as he prepared their dinner. \u201cAnything worthwhile? Solve any world problems? Who won the fifty-yard dash?\u201d The more you talk to cats, the smarter they become, he believed.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe long, lean, lithe muscular one was Kao K’o Kung, familiarly known as Koko. His female companion was Yum Yum\u2014small, dainty, shy, although she could shriek like an ambulance siren when she wanted something and wanted it immediately. Both had pale fawn-colored fur and seal brown masks, ears and tails. Her eyes were blue tinged with violet, and their appealing kittenish gaze could break hearts. Koko’s deeper blue eyes had a depth that suggested secret intelligence and untold mysteries.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThey were indoor cats, but the barn interior was as big as all outdoors to a small creature weighing ten pounds or less. The space, a hundred feet in diameter, was open to the roof. A ramp spiraled up the walls and connected the balconies on three levels. In the center stood a huge white fireplace cube with white stacks soaring to the cupola, and it divided the main floor into functional areas: dining, lounging, foyer, and library. The kitchen was under a balcony, half hidden by an L-shaped snack bar.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nIn the daytime a flood of light came through triangles and rhomboids of glass. Pale colors prevailed\u2014in the bleached timbers, upholstered furniture, and Moroccan rugs. After dark, when a single switch activated indirect lights and artfully placed spotlights, the effect was nothing less than enchanting.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran’s favorite haunt was the library area. One wall of the fireplace cube was covered with bookshelves, and the shelves were filled with secondhand classics purchased from a local bookseller. A library table held the telephone, answering machine, and writing materials. In a capacious lounge chair with an ottoman, Qwilleran liked to read aloud to the Siamese or draft his column on a legal pad with a soft lead pencil.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nOn the last day of August, before going out to dinner, he read to the cats from a book selected by Koko. He was the official bibliocat. He prowled the bookshelves and liked to curl up between the biographies and the nineteenth-century English fiction. At reading time it was his privilege to select the title, although Qwilleran had the power of veto. They had been reading Greek drama. Koko could sense which book was which, and he repeatedly sniffed The Frogs<\/i> by Aristophanes.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cOkay, we’ll do it once more,\u201d Qwilleran said, \u201cbut this is the last time!\u201d Both cats liked the froggy chorus that he dramatized so colorfully: brekekekex koax koax<\/i>. Yum Yum’s eyes grew wide, and a rumble came from Koko’s chest.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

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\n\u201cThose cats are just like little kids,\u201d Qwilleran said at dinner that night. \u201cWhen I was three years old, I wanted to hear Jack and the Beanstalk<\/i> over and over again. It was in desperation that my mother taught me to read so young.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nHe was dining with the chief woman in his life, a charming companion of his own age, whose gentle voice, soft smile, and agreeable disposition camouflaged a will as strong as Yum Yum’s. She was Polly Duncan, director of the public library. She always wore something special for their dates, and this time it was a green silk dress with a necklace of long slivers of silver alternating with beads of green jade.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cYou look lovely!\u201d he said. He had learned not to say, \u201cYou look lovely tonight.\u201d That would imply that she usually looked unlovely. Polly was sensitive about the niceties of speech.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nPleased, she said, \u201cThank you, dear. And you’re looking very handsome!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nHe always wore a coat and tie, well coordinated, when having dinner with Polly. It was a compliment they paid each other.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThey had a reservation at Onoosh’s in downtown Pickax, a cafe with the exotic murals, lamps, brasses, and aromas of the Mediterranean rim. Ethnic foods were finally being accepted 400 miles north of everywhere, although it had been a slow process. Seated at the brass-topped tables were foodists with adventurous palates, vacationers from out of town, and students from Moose County Community College, who were eligible for a discount.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nFor starters Polly had a dry sherry and Qwilleran ordered Squunk water on the rocks with a twist, a local mineral water.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWhat’s the latest gossip at the library?\u201d he asked. It was a center of information in more ways than one. \u201cHas the Pickax grapevine blown a gasket over Mr. Delacamp?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cNo, no!\u201d she corrected him with excitement. \u201cThe latest news is about Amanda! Haven’t you heard?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI heard the rumor in July, while you were in Canada, but she denied it.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cShe changed her mind several times after that, but I think she was building up suspense. There’s nothing naive about Amanda!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cSo what’s the latest?\u201d he asked impatiently. As a journalist he always felt uncomfortable if he didn’t know the latest.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWell! Today was the deadline, and she picked up her petition at city hall at nine a.m. Eight hours later, she returned it with the required number of signatures\u2014five percent of registered voters! She stood in front of Toodle’s Market and Lanspeak’s and created quite a stir, as you can well imagine.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThat’s our Amanda!\u201d Qwilleran gloated.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThere was only one illustrious Amanda in Pickax. As owner of the design studio on Main Street she had decorated the homes of well-known families for forty years. She had served on the city council for twenty years\u2014always outspoken and sometimes cantankerous. The locals loved her for her fearless individualism, and that included her eccentric dress and grooming. Now she was daring to challenge the incumbent mayor in the November election\u2014a politician who had held office for five terms, simply because his mother was a Goodwinter.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThat was the big name in Pickax. The four Goodwinter brothers had founded the city in 1850.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nBut the mayor’s name was Gregory Blythe. His challenger was Amanda Goodwinter!<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran said, \u201cI predict she’ll win by a landslide.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nA bright young woman in an embroidered vest served them baba ghanouj and spanokopetes, and he said, \u201cI wish my mother could see me now\u2014eating spinach and eggplant. And liking it!\u201d Then he asked, \u201cWhat’s the latest on Old Campo?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHow can you be so derisive?\u201d Polly rebuked him. \u201cThe jealousy among our male population is ludicrous! A few members of my library board are on his guest list, and they say he’s a grand gentleman with polished manners and great charisma!\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI hear he always has a girl Friday who travels with him and happens to be young, sexy, and related by blood.\u201d He said this with an ounce of sarcasm.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nPolly replied in all seriousness, \u201cHe’s training family members to take over the business when he retires.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. Or so I’m told,\u201d she added. \u201cBut the big news is that Carol has asked me to pour at his celebrated Tuesday Tea! Those opals you gave me were ordered by Carol from a Chicago jeweler. That was Delacamp’s firm, and so I’m suddenly in the inner circle.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cJust what does he do when he’s in town?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWell, first he gives an exclusive tea for potential customers. Then families with heirloom jewelry to sell invite him to their homes, and those who wish to buy vintage jewelry from his private collection make appointments to meet him in his hotel suite.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran considered the situation briefly and then asked, \u201cIf he’s so discriminating, how did he react to the old hotel with its broken-down elevators and wretched food?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHe had the good taste not to criticize or make fun of it.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. I don’t mind telling you, Qwill: I’m having stage fright about pouring tea for him.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cNonsense, Polly. You’re always in control, and now that you’ve had your surgery, you’re healthier and livelier and more admirable than ever.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe young waitress serving the entrees grinned to see \u201can older couple\u201d holding hands across the table.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cDon’t snicker,\u201d Qwilleran told her. \u201cIt’s an old Mediterranean custom.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nFor a few moments they contemplated the presentation of food on the plate\u2014stuffed grape leaves for her, curried lamb for him\u2014and the subtlety of the flavors. Then he asked, \u201cWhat are you wearing to the reception Saturday night?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cMy white dinner dress and the opals. Are you wearing your kilt with your dinner jacket?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cI think it would be appropriate.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe grand opening of the refurbished hotel would be a black-tie event at three hundred dollars a ticket, proceeds going to Moose County’s Literacy Council. There would be champagne, music, and a preview of the renovated facility.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nQwilleran said, \u201cI’m getting a preview of the preview. Fran Brodie is sneaking me in.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cIt was a stroke of genius to rename the hotel, considering its grim reputation in the past.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThe new sign is going up Thursday.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nConversation lapsed into trivia:<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe theatre club was opening its season with Night Must Fall.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe art center had been unable to replace Beverly Forfar.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nCelia Robinson had married Pat O’Dell and had moved into his big house on Pleasant Street, leaving the carriage-house apartment vacant.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nWhen finally they left the restaurant, Qwilleran asked, \u201cWould you like to stop at the barn and see my new calendar?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cFor just a minute. I have to go home and feed the cats.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nIt was twilight when they drove into the barnyard. A faint, dusky blue light seemed to bathe the world. It was the breathless moment after sunset and before the stars appeared, when all is silent\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. waiting.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cMagical,\u201d Polly said.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThe French have a word for it: l’heure bleue.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThere’s a French perfume by that name. I imagine it’s lovely.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nEventually they went indoors to look at the calendar, and eventually Polly went home to feed Brutus and Catta. Qwilleran took the Siamese out to the screened gazebo, and the three of them sat in the dark. The cats liked the nighttime. They heard inaudible sounds and saw invisible movement in the shadows.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nSuddenly Koko was alert. He ran to the rear of the gazebo and stared at the barn. In two or three minutes the phone rang indoors. Qwilleran hurried back to the main building and grabbed the receiver after the sixth or seventh ring.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe caller was Celia Robinson O’Dell, who had been his neighbor in the carriage-house apartment. \u201cHi, Chief!\u201d she said cheerfully, her voice sounding young for a woman of her advancing age. \u201cHow’s everything at the barn? How are the kitties?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cCelia! I’ve been trying to call you and extend felicitations on your marriage, but you’re hard to reach.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWe took a little honeymoon trip. We went to see Pat’s married daughter in Green Bay. He has three grandchildren.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cHow do you like living on Pleasant Street?\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cOh, it’s a wonderful big house with a big kitchen, which I need now that I’m going into the catering business seriously. But I enjoyed living in the carriage house and running over with goodies for you and the kitties. I can still cook a few things for your freezer, you know, and Pat can deliver them when he does your yardwork.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cThat’ll be much appreciated by all three of us.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cAnd if there are any little\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. secret\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. missions that I can handle for you\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u201cWell, we’ll see how that works out. Give Pat my congratulations. He’s a lucky guy.\u201d<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAs Qwilleran hung up the phone, he stroked his moustache dubiously, fearing that his espionage stratagem was collapsing. He liked to snoop in matters that were none of his business\u2014propelled by curiosity or suspicion\u2014and he had relied on Celia to preserve his anonymity. She was an ideal undercover agent, being a respectable, trustworthy, grandmotherly type. And, as an avid reader of spy fiction, she enjoyed being assigned to covert missions. There had been briefings, cryptic phone calls, hidden tape recorders, and secret meetings in the produce department at Toodle’s Market. Now, as a married woman, how long could she retain her cover?<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAs for Qwilleran, there was nothing official about his investigations. He simply had an interest in crime, stemming from his years as a crime reporter for newspapers Down Below\u2014as locals called the metropolitan areas to the south. In recent years he had uncovered plenty of intrigue in this small community, and in doing so he had won the trust and friendship of the Pickax police chief. It was an association that would continue, with or without his secret agent.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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