{"id":2303,"date":"2026-01-03T22:22:09","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T22:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/a-caribbean-mystery-christie-agatha\/"},"modified":"2026-01-03T22:22:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T22:22:09","slug":"a-caribbean-mystery-christie-agatha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/a-caribbean-mystery-christie-agatha\/","title":{"rendered":"A Caribbean Mystery – Christie, Agatha"},"content":{"rendered":"
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One<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n

MAJOR<\/span> PALGRAVE<\/span> TELLS A<\/span> STORY<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cT<\/span><\/span>ake all this business about Kenya,\u201d said Major Palgrave.<\/p>\n

\u201cLots of chaps gabbing away who know nothing about the place! Now I<\/span> spent fourteen years of my life there. Some of the best years of my life, too\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

Old Miss Marple inclined her head.<\/p>\n

It was a gentle gesture of courtesy. Whilst Major Palgrave proceeded with the somewhat uninteresting recollections of a lifetime, Miss Marple peacefully pursued her own thoughts. It was a routine with which she was well acquainted. The locale varied. In the past, it had been predominantly India. Majors, Colonels, Lieutenant-Generals\u2014and a familiar series of words: Simla. Bearers. Tigers. Chota Hazri\u2014Tiffin. Khitmagars,<\/span> and so on. With Major Palgrave the terms were slightly different. Safari. Kikuyu. Elephants. Swahili.<\/span> But the pattern was essentially the same. An elderly man who needed a listener so that he could, in memory, relive days in which he had been happy. Days when his back had been straight, his eyesight keen, his hearing acute. Some of these talkers had been handsome soldierly old boys, some again had been regrettably unattractive; and Major Palgrave, purple of face, with a glass eye, and the general appearance of a stuffed frog, belonged in the latter category.<\/p>\n

Miss Marple had bestowed on all of them the same gentle charity. She had sat attentively, inclining her head from time to time in gentle agreement, thinking her own thoughts and enjoying what there was to enjoy: in this case the deep blue of a Caribbean Sea.<\/p>\n

So kind of dear Raymond\u2014she was thinking gratefully, so really and truly kind \u2026 Why he should take so much trouble about his old aunt, she really did not know. Conscience, perhaps; family feeling? Or possibly he was truly fond of her\u2026.<\/p>\n

She thought, on the whole, that he was<\/span> fond of her\u2014he always had been\u2014in a slightly exasperated and contemptuous way! Always trying to bring her up to date. Sending her books to read. Modern novels. So difficult\u2014all about such unpleasant people, doing such very odd things and not, apparently, even enjoying them. \u201cSex\u201d as a word had not been mentioned in Miss Marple\u2019s young days; but there had been plenty of it\u2014not talked about so much\u2014but enjoyed far more than nowadays, or so it seemed to her. Though usually labelled Sin, she couldn\u2019t help feeling that that was preferable to what it seemed to be nowadays\u2014a kind of Duty.<\/p>\n

Her glance strayed for a moment to the book on her lap lying open at page twenty-three which was as far as she had got (and indeed as far as she felt like getting!).<\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2018Do you mean that you\u2019ve had no sexual experience at ALL?\u2019 demanded the young man incredulously. \u2018At nineteen?<\/span> But you must.<\/span> It\u2019s vital.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cThe girl hung her head unhappily, her straight greasy hair fell forward over her face.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2018I know,\u2019 she muttered, \u2018I know.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cHe looked at her, stained old jersey, the bare feet, the dirty toe nails, the smell of rancid fat \u2026 He wondered why he found her so maddeningly attractive.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Miss Marple wondered too! And really! To have sex experience urged on you exactly as though it was an iron tonic! Poor young things\u2026.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy dear Aunt Jane, why must you bury your head in the sand like a very delightful ostrich? All bound up in this idyllic rural life of yours. REAL LIFE<\/span>\u2014that\u2019s what matters.\u201d<\/p>\n

Thus Raymond\u2014and his Aunt Jane\u2014had looked properly abashed\u2014and said \u201cYes,\u201d she was afraid she was<\/span> rather old-fashioned.<\/p>\n

Though really rural life was far from idyllic. People like Raymond were so ignorant. In the course of her duties in a country parish, Jane Marple had acquired quite a comprehensive knowledge of the facts of rural life. She had no urge to talk<\/span> about them, far less to write<\/span> about them\u2014but she knew them. Plenty of sex, natural and unnatural. Rape, incest, perversion of all kinds. (Some kinds, indeed, that even the clever young men from Oxford who wrote books didn\u2019t seem to have heard about.)<\/p>\n

Miss Marple came back to the Caribbean and took up the thread of what Major Palgrave was saying\u2026.<\/p>\n

\u201cA very unusual experience,\u201d she said encouragingly. \u201cMost<\/span> interesting.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI could tell you a lot more. Some of the things, of course, not fit for a lady\u2019s ears\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

With the ease of long practice, Miss Marple dropped her eyelids in a fluttery fashion, and Major Palgrave continued his bowdlerized version of tribal customs whilst Miss Marple resumed her thoughts of her affectionate nephew.<\/p>\n

Raymond West was a very successful novelist and made a large income, and he conscientiously and kindly did all he could to alleviate the life of his elderly aunt. The preceding winter she had had a bad go of pneumonia, and medical opinion had advised sunshine. In lordly fashion Raymond had suggested a trip to the West Indies. Miss Marple had demurred\u2014at the expense, the distance, the difficulties of travel, and at abandoning her house in St. Mary Mead. Raymond had dealt with everything. A friend who was writing a book wanted a quiet place in the country. \u201cHe\u2019ll look after the house all right. He\u2019s very house proud. He\u2019s a queer. I mean\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

He had paused, slightly embarrassed\u2014but surely even dear old Aunt Jane must have heard of queers.<\/p>\n

He went on to deal with the next points. Travel was nothing nowadays. She would go by air\u2014another friend, Diana Horrocks, was going out to Trinidad and would see Aunt Jane was all right as far as there, and at St. Honor\u00e9 she would stay at the Golden Palm Hotel which was run by the Sandersons. Nicest couple in the world. They\u2019d see she was all right. He\u2019d write to them straight away.<\/p>\n

As it happened the Sandersons had returned to England. But their successors, the Kendals, had been very nice and friendly and had assured Raymond that he need have no qualms about his aunt. There was a very good doctor on the island in case of emergency and they themselves would keep an eye on her and see to her comfort.<\/p>\n

They had been as good as their word, too. Molly Kendal was an ingenuous blonde of twenty odd, always apparently in good spirits. She had greeted the old lady warmly and did everything to make her comfortable. Tim Kendal, her husband, lean, dark and in his thirties, had also been kindness itself.<\/p>\n

So there she was, thought Miss Marple, far from the rigours of the English climate, with a nice bungalow of her own, with friendly smiling West Indian girls to wait on her, Tim Kendal to meet her in the dining room and crack a joke as he advised her about the day\u2019s menu, and an easy path from her bungalow to the sea front and the bathing beach where she could sit in a comfortable basket chair and watch the bathing. There were even a few elderly guests for company. Old Mr. Rafiel, Dr. Graham, Canon Prescott and his sister, and her present cavalier Major Palgrave.<\/p>\n

What more could an elderly lady want?<\/p>\n

It is deeply to be regretted, and Miss Marple felt guilty even admitting it to herself, but she was not as satisfied as she ought to be.<\/p>\n

Lovely and warm, yes\u2014and so<\/span> good for her rheumatism\u2014and beautiful scenery, though perhaps\u2014a trifle monotonous? So many<\/span> palm trees. Everything the same every day\u2014never anything happening.<\/span> Not like St. Mary Mead where something was always happening. Her nephew had once compared life in St. Mary Mead to scum on a pond, and she had indignantly pointed out that smeared on a slide under the microscope there would be plenty of life to be observed. Yes, indeed, in St. Mary Mead, there was always something going on. Incident after incident flashed through Miss Marple\u2019s mind, the mistake in old Mrs. Linnett\u2019s cough mixture\u2014that very odd behaviour of young Polegate\u2014the time when Georgy Wood\u2019s mother had come down to see him\u2014(but was<\/span> she his mother\u2014?) the real cause of the quarrel between Joe Arden and his wife. So many interesting human problems\u2014giving rise to endless pleasurable hours of speculation. If only there were something here that she could\u2014well\u2014get her teeth into.<\/p>\n

With a start she realized that Major Palgrave had abandoned Kenya for the North West Frontier and was relating his experiences as a subaltern. Unfortunately he was asking her with great earnestness: \u201cNow don\u2019t you agree?\u201d<\/p>\n

Long practice had made Miss Marple quite an adept at dealing with that one.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t really feel that I\u2019ve got sufficient experience to judge. I\u2019m afraid I\u2019ve led rather a sheltered life.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd so you should, dear lady, so you should,\u201d cried Major Palgrave gallantly.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019ve had such a very varied life,\u201d went on Miss Marple, determined to make amends for her former pleasurable inattention.<\/p>\n

\u201cNot bad,\u201d said Major Palgrave, complacently. \u201cNot bad at all.\u201d He looked round him appreciatively. \u201cLovely place, this.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, indeed,\u201d said Miss Marple and was then unable to stop herself going on: \u201cDoes anything ever happen here, I wonder?\u201d<\/p>\n

Major Palgrave stared.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh rather. Plenty of scandals\u2014eh what? Why, I could tell you\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

But it wasn\u2019t really scandals Miss Marple wanted. Nothing to get your teeth into in scandals nowadays. Just men and women changing partners, and calling attention to it, instead of trying decently to hush it up and be properly ashamed of themselves.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere was even a murder here a couple of years ago. Man called Harry Western. Made a big splash in the papers. Dare say you remember it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Miss Marple nodded without enthusiasm. It had not been her kind of murder. It had made a big splash mainly because everyone concerned had been very rich. It had seemed likely enough that Harry Western had shot the Count de Ferrari, his wife\u2019s lover, and equally likely that his well-arranged alibi had been bought and paid for. Everyone seemed to have been drunk, and there was a fine scattering of dope addicts. Not really interesting people, thought Miss Marple\u2014although no doubt very spectacular and attractive to look<\/span> at. But definitely not her<\/span> cup of tea.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd if you ask me, that wasn\u2019t the only murder about that time.\u201d He nodded and winked. \u201cI had my suspicions\u2014oh!\u2014well\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

Miss Marple dropped her ball of wool, and the Major stooped and picked it up for her.<\/p>\n

\u201cTalking of murder,\u201d he went on. \u201cI once came across a very curious case\u2014not exactly personally.\u201d<\/p>\n

Miss Marple smiled encouragingly.<\/p>\n

\u201cLot of chaps talking at the club one day, you know, and a chap began telling a story. Medical man he was. One of his cases. Young fellow came and knocked him up in the middle of the night. His wife had hanged herself. They hadn\u2019t got a telephone, so after the chap had cut her down and done what he could, he\u2019d got out his car and hared off looking for a doctor. Well, she wasn\u2019t dead but pretty far gone. Anyway, she pulled through. Young fellow seemed devoted to her. Cried like a child. He\u2019d noticed that she\u2019d been odd for some time, fits of depression and all that. Well, that was that. Everything seemed all right. But actually, about a month later, the wife took an overdose of sleeping stuff and passed out. Sad case.\u201d<\/p>\n

Major Palgrave paused, and nodded his head several times. Since there was obviously more to come Miss Marple waited.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd that\u2019s that, you might say. Nothing there. Neurotic woman, nothing out of the usual. But about a year later, this medical chap was swapping yarns with a fellow medico, and the other chap told him about a woman who\u2019d tried to drown herself, husband got her out, got a doctor, they pulled her round\u2014and then a few weeks later she gassed herself.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, a bit of a coincidence\u2014eh? Same sort of story. My chap said\u2014\u2018I had a case rather like that. Name of Jones (or whatever the name was)\u2014What was your man\u2019s name?\u2019 \u2018Can\u2019t remember. Robinson I think. Certainly not Jones.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, the chaps looked at each other and said it was pretty odd. And then my chap pulled out a snapshot. He showed it to the second chap. \u2018That\u2019s the fellow,\u2019 he said\u2014\u2018I\u2019d gone along the next day to check up on the particulars, and I noticed a magnificent species of hibiscus just by the front door, a variety I\u2019d never seen before in this country. My camera was in the car and I took a photo. Just as I snapped the shutter the husband came out of the front door so I got him as well. Don\u2019t think he realized it. I asked him about the hibiscus but he couldn\u2019t tell me its name.\u2019 Second medico looked at the snap. He said: \u2018It\u2019s a bit out of focus\u2014But I could swear\u2014at any rate I\u2019m almost sure\u2014it\u2019s the same man.<\/span>\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t know if they followed it up. But if so they didn\u2019t get anywhere. Expect Mr. Jones or Robinson covered his tracks too well. But queer story, isn\u2019t it? Wouldn\u2019t think things like that could happen.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, yes, I would,\u201d said Miss Marple placidly. \u201cPractically every day.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, come, come. That\u2019s a bit fantastic.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf a man gets a formula that works\u2014he won\u2019t stop. He\u2019ll go on.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBrides in the bath\u2014eh?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat kind of thing, yes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDoctor let me have that snap just as a curiosity\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

Major Palgrave began fumbling through an overstuffed wallet murmuring to himself: \u201cLots of things in here\u2014don\u2019t know why I keep all these things\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n

Miss Marple thought she did know. They were part of the Major\u2019s stock-in-trade. They illustrated his repertoire of stories. The story he had just told, or so she suspected, had not been originally like that\u2014it had been worked up a good deal in repeated telling.<\/p>\n

The Major was still shuffling and muttering\u2014\u201cForgotten all about that<\/span> business. Good-looking woman she<\/span> was, you\u2019d never suspect\u2014now where<\/span>\u2014Ah\u2014that takes my mind back\u2014what tusks! I must show you\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

He stopped\u2014sorted out a small photographic print and peered down at it.<\/p>\n

\u201cLike to see the picture of a murderer?\u201d<\/p>\n

He was about to pass it to her when his movement was suddenly arrested. Looking more like a stuffed frog than ever, Major Palgrave appeared to be staring fixedly over her right shoulder\u2014from whence came the sound of approaching footsteps and voices.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I\u2019m damned\u2014I mean\u2014\u201d He stuffed everything back into his wallet and crammed it into his pocket.<\/p>\n

His face went an even deeper shade of purplish red\u2014He exclaimed in a loud, artificial voice:<\/p>\n

\u201cAs I was saying\u2014I\u2019d like to have shown you those elephant tusks\u2014Biggest elephant I\u2019ve ever shot\u2014Ah, hallo!\u201d His voice took on a somewhat spurious hearty note.<\/p>\n

\u201cLook who\u2019s here! The great quartette\u2014Flora and Fauna\u2014What luck have you had today\u2014Eh?\u201d<\/p>\n

The approaching footsteps resolved themselves into four of the hotel guests whom Miss Marple already knew by sight. They consisted of two married couples and though Miss Marple was not as yet acquainted with their surnames, she knew that the big man with the upstanding bush of thick grey hair was addressed as \u201cGreg,\u201d that the golden blonde woman, his wife, was known as Lucky\u2014and that the other married couple, the dark lean man and the handsome but rather weather-beaten woman, were Edward and Evelyn. They were botanists, she understood, and also interested in birds.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo luck at all,\u201d said Greg\u2014\u201cAt least no luck in getting what we were after.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t know if you know Miss Marple? Colonel and Mrs. Hillingdon and Greg and Lucky Dyson.\u201d<\/p>\n

They greeted her pleasantly and Lucky said loudly that she\u2019d die if she didn\u2019t have a drink at once or sooner.<\/p>\n

Greg hailed Tim Kendal who was sitting a little way away with his wife poring over account books.<\/p>\n

\u201cHi, Tim. Get us some drinks.\u201d He addressed the others. \u201cPlanters Punch?\u201d<\/p>\n

They agreed.<\/p>\n

\u201cSame for you, Miss Marple?\u201d<\/p>\n

Miss Marple said Thank you, but she would prefer fresh lime.<\/p>\n

\u201cFresh lime it is,\u201d said Tim Kendal, \u201cand five Planters Punches.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJoin us, Tim?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWish I could. But I\u2019ve got to fix up these accounts. Can\u2019t leave Molly to cope with everything. Steel band tonight, by the way.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGood,\u201d cried Lucky. \u201cDamn it,\u201d she winced, \u201cI\u2019m all over thorns. Ouch! Edward deliberately rammed me into a thorn bush!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLovely pink flowers,\u201d said Hillingdon.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd lovely long thorns. Sadistic brute, aren\u2019t you, Edward?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot like me,\u201d said Greg, grinning. \u201cFull of the milk of human kindness.\u201d<\/p>\n

Evelyn Hillingdon sat down by Miss Marple and started talking to her in an easy pleasant way.<\/p>\n

Miss Marple put her knitting down on her lap. Slowly and with some difficulty, owing to rheumatism in the neck, she turned her head over her right shoulder to look behind her. At some little distance there was the large bungalow occupied by the rich Mr. Rafiel. But it showed no sign of life.<\/p>\n

She replied suitably to Evelyn\u2019s remarks (really, how kind people were to her!) but her eyes scanned thoughtfully the faces of the two men.<\/p>\n

Edward Hillingdon looked a nice man. Quiet but with a lot of charm \u2026 And Greg\u2014big, boisterous, happy-looking. He and Lucky were Canadian or American, she thought.<\/p>\n

She looked at Major Palgrave, still acting a bonhomie<\/span> a little larger than life.<\/p>\n

Interesting\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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