{"id":2734,"date":"2026-01-03T22:46:29","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T22:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/i-am-a-pole-and-so-can-you-colbert-stephen\/"},"modified":"2026-01-03T22:46:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T22:46:29","slug":"i-am-a-pole-and-so-can-you-colbert-stephen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/i-am-a-pole-and-so-can-you-colbert-stephen\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!) &#8211; Colbert, Stephen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='book-preview'>\n<h3>Book Preview<\/h3>\n<div id=\"container\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"none\" class=\"back\" src=\"images\/graphics_10.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"text\"><svg height=\"985\" id=\"Layer_1\" style=\"enable-background:new 0 0 724 985;\" version=\"1.1\" viewbox=\"0 0 724 985\" width=\"724\" x=\"0px\" xml:space=\"preserve\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" xmlns:xlink=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xlink\" y=\"0px\"> <switch> <g> <text style=\"font-size:27.6756; 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