{"id":4517,"date":"2026-01-04T00:31:18","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/looking-for-alaska-green-john\/"},"modified":"2026-01-04T00:31:18","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:31:18","slug":"looking-for-alaska-green-john","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/looking-for-alaska-green-john\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking for Alaska – Green, John"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Everybody was sitting on sleeping bags, Alaska smoking with flagrant disregard for the overwhelming flammability of the structure, when the Colonel pulled out a single piece of computer paper and read from it.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe point of this evening\u2019s festivities is to prove once and for all that we are to pranking what the Weekday Warriors are to sucking. But we\u2019ll also have the opportunity to make life unpleasant for the Eagle, which is always a welcome pleasure. And so,\u201d he said, pausing as if for a drumroll, \u201cwe fight tonight a battle on three fronts:<\/p>\n

\u201cFront One: The pre-prank: We will, as it were, light a fire under the Eagle\u2019s ass.<\/p>\n

\u201cFront Two: Operation Baldy: Wherein Lara flies solo in a retaliatory mission so elegant and cruel that it could only have been the brainchild of, well, me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHey!\u201d Alaska interrupted. \u201cIt was my<\/span> idea!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, fine. It was Alaska\u2019s idea.\u201d He laughed. \u201cAnd finally, Front Three: The Progress Reports: We\u2019re going to hack into the faculty computer network and use their grading database to send out letters to Kevin et al.\u2019s families saying that they are failing some of their classes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWe are definitely going to get expelled,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n

\u201cI hope you didn\u2019t bring the Asian kid along thinking he\u2019s a computer genius. Because I am not,\u201d Takumi said.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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