{"id":4833,"date":"2026-01-04T00:49:59","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/tales-of-pell-01-kill-the-farm-boy-hearne-kevin\/"},"modified":"2026-01-04T00:49:59","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:49:59","slug":"tales-of-pell-01-kill-the-farm-boy-hearne-kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/tales-of-pell-01-kill-the-farm-boy-hearne-kevin\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales of Pell 01 – Kill the Farm Boy – Hearne, Kevin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Book Preview<\/h3>\n
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Contents<\/h1>\n
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Cover<\/p>\n

Title Page<\/p>\n

Copyright<\/p>\n

Map<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 1: In a Foreboding Tower, Glowing with Portent or Possibly Pollen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 2: In a Squalid Barnyard in Borix, Redolent of Feces and Angst<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 3: In the Tower of Toby, the Dark Lord, He Who Dreams of Artisanal Crackers<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 4: At a Time and Place Where a Goat Proves to Be Remarkably Prescient<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 5: Near a Rose Most Scarlet and Effulgent<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 6: In the Darkness Surrounding a Small Camp in a Verdant Pasture<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 7: Over Something Fried in Duck Fat with a Piquant Dipping Sauce<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 8: At the Scene of a Richly Deserved Punch in the Kisser<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 9: In the Luminous Presence of the Elvish Morningwood<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 10: Uncomfortably Near a Giant Uvula<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 11: On a Beach Festooned with Sparkly Pinchy Crabs<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 12: At the Goblin Market, Glittering with Magic and Maquillage<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 13: Near the Bushy Cleft of Mortal Peril<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 14: In the Dank Necropolis of Honeycomb and Dread<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 15: Next to a Newly Created Orifice and Much Screaming<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 16: In the Spectacular (If Tentacular) Hut of Belladonna the Healer<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 17: Under the Lone Lamppost Where Lurks the Squeaky Marmoset of Side Quests<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 18: Down an Alley Echoing with a Troll\u2019s Pathetic Angst<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 19: Over a Board of Charcuterie Floats the Word Murder<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 20: Inside the Perilous Poplar of Personal Problems<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 21: Within the Ambulatory Dwelling of a Most Fearsome Personage<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 22: Atop a Roof of Questionable Structural Integrity<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 23: Athwart a Corpse and Quaking with Unaccountable Mirth<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 24: Uncomfortably Smooshed in a Throng of Normal Goats, Forced into Bleatful Complaint<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 25: In the Room Where the Disposal of a Persistent Suitor Is Effected<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 26: Abroad in a Fulsome Field of Goatly Paradise<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 27: In the Grip of a Sinister Mind<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 28: Whereupon Destiny Is Delivered by an Overly Credulous Postman<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 29: Uponst a Cushy Throne, Surrounded by Many Supple Leathers<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chapter 30: Outside a Door Hung with Gnarly Knockers<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Epilogue: At a Party Afflicted with Unacceptable Ghost Cake<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dedication<\/p>\n

Acknowledgments<\/p>\n

By Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne<\/p>\n

About the Authors<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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