{"id":4835,"date":"2026-01-04T00:50:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/tales-of-pell-02-no-country-for-old-gnomes-hearne-kevin\/"},"modified":"2026-01-04T00:50:11","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T00:50:11","slug":"tales-of-pell-02-no-country-for-old-gnomes-hearne-kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/tales-of-pell-02-no-country-for-old-gnomes-hearne-kevin\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales of Pell 02 – No Country for Old Gnomes – Hearne, Kevin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Contents<\/h1>\n
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Cover<\/p>\n

Title Page<\/p>\n

Copyright<\/p>\n

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1: In a Cave Just Positively Riddled with Blood and Gecko Toes<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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2: Beset by Naked Halfling Malice<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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3: Beneath the Sweaty Onion Flesh of a Rogue<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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4: Across the Lea and Fuming in the Tenebrous Darkness<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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5: On the Dew-Slobbered Slopes of the Honeymelon Hills<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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6: Aclatter with a Surfeit of Brooms in a Strategic Mobile Habitat<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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7: Inside an Oven Disturbingly Full of Bones<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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8: Afoul of the Fearful Cabbage Pastor of Misree<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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9: Calculating the Air-Speed Velocity of a Laden Chicken Shack<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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10: Through a Cold Bl\u00fc Sky Bereft of Fluffee Egges<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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11: Spread-Eagled Uponst a Divan of Questionable Provenance<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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12: Surrounded by Distressingly Beardless Chins and the Grumbles of the Elderly<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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13: Under the Grim Weight of an Implacable Iron Toe Ring<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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14: Under the Salubrious Influence of a Most Potent Boning Tea<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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15: Flushed as Red as Lingonberries and Longing for a Redo<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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16: Concerned About Hairy Palms and Sadly Lacking Eyeliner<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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17: In a Very Pretty Place Where Foreshadowing Intimates Trouble<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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18: Wrapped Warmly and Perhaps Too Tightly in the Arms of Unwanted Hospitality<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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19: Athwart a Company of Tendentious Trolls and Halflings<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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20: Under the Boastful and Bestial Eye of a Dignified Sylver Ungulate<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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21: Surrounded by Clandestine Wonders and Embroidered Coveralls<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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22: Suffering from a Distinct Lack of Toes on a Gurney on a Train in a Tunnel<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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23: Under Assault by Salty Mermaids<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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24: In a Shop Rife with Suspiciously Familiar Tchotchkes<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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25: Outside the Grimful Walls of Bruding<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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26: In the Steamy Demesne of Dwarvelish Delight<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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27: Surrounded by Phantasmal Apparitions and Dusty Chiffarobes<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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28: Mired in the Viscid Gelatin of the Figgish Fen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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29: Under the Obfuscated Guise of an Old Acquaintance<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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30: High Above a Caprine Abattoir and Acres of Bad Architecture<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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31: Near a Gourmet Selection of Hotly Contested Muesli<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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32: Amidst a Whirlwind of Blood and Viscera and Beard Hairs<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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33: Besplattered by Blood and Positively Riddled with Boons<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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34: Over a Moist Black Cardigan Lovingly Embroidered with Bats<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Epilogue: Buffeted by Ebullient Winds of Surpassing Kindness<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dedication<\/p>\n

Acknowledgments<\/p>\n

Other Titles<\/p>\n

About the Authors<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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