{"id":6358,"date":"2026-01-05T23:46:22","date_gmt":"2026-01-05T23:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/the-book-of-counted-sorrows-koontz-dean\/"},"modified":"2026-01-05T23:46:22","modified_gmt":"2026-01-05T23:46:22","slug":"the-book-of-counted-sorrows-koontz-dean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/epub-book.com\/download\/the-book-of-counted-sorrows-koontz-dean\/","title":{"rendered":"The Book of Counted Sorrows – Koontz, Dean"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nThe Book of Counted Sorrows<\/span>
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\nThe Book of Counted Sorrows<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nBeing the Mind-Bending,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nHeart-Stopping, Bowel-Freezing,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nSpleen-Tickling History of the Most<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nDangerous Book of Poetry Ever<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nWritten, Including the Text of That<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nCursed Book Itself, With the Prayer<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nthat God Will Protect You from a<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nSpontaneous Head Explosion<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n(and Even Worse Potential Fates)<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nIntroduction (c) 2001 by Dean Koontz<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nPoetry (c) 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 by Nkui, Inc.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nPoetry (c) 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 by Dean Koontz.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nCover design (c) 2001 by Ray Downing<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThis edition published by Barnes & Noble Digital, by arrangement with Dean<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nAll rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nmanner whatsoever without the written permission of the Publisher.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n2001 Barnes & Noble Digital<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nTo all the readers who have written to me over the years, demanding <\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nthis book. Without You, it would never have been written. If Hell <\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nexists, perhaps all of you should be worried.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nThe Dark, Peculiar, Mysterious and Ultimately Incomprehensible<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\nHistory Of the Volume in Question.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n1. Before the Glass of Sherry.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n2. After the Glass of Sherry.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

\n3. The Hideous Fate of Langford Crispin.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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