1 – ON THE SEVENTH DAY, GOD RESTED AND LIBERALS SCHEMED
2 – THE PASSION OF THE LIBERAL: THOU SHALT NOT PUNISH THE PERP
3 – THE MARTYR: WILLIE HORTON
4 – THE HOLIEST SACRAMENT: ABORTION
5 – LIBERALS’ DOCTRINE OF INFALLIBILITY: SOBBING HYSTERICAL
6 – THE LIBERAL PRIESTHOOD: SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE TEACHER
7 – THE LEFT’S WAR ON SCIENCE: BURNING BOOKS TO ADVANCE
8 – THE CREATION MYTH: ON THE SIXTH DAY,
9 – PROOF FOR HOW THE WALKMAN EVOLVED INTO THE iPOD BY RANDOM
10 – THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD OF STONING AND BURNING
11 – THE APED CRUSADER
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1 – ON THE SEVENTH DAY,GOD RESTED AND LIBERALS SCHEMED
They exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creation rather than the Creator… Therefore, God gave them up to passions of dishonor; for their females exchanged the natural use for that which is contrary to nature.
Liberals love to boast that they are not “religious,” which is what one would expect to hear from the state-sanctioned religion. Of course liberalism is a religion. It has its own cosmology, its own miracles, its own beliefs in the supernatural, its own churches, its own high priests, its own saints, its own total worldview, and its own explanation of the existence of the universe. In other words, liberalism contains all the attributes of what is generally known as “religion.”
