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The Lily and the Lion

Maurice Druon

Translated from the French by
Humphrey Hare

`History is
a
novel that has been lived.’ E. & J.
DE GONCOURT

 

`It is terrifying to thing how much research is needed to determine the truth of even the most unimportant fact.’
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Maurice Druon 1960

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CONTENTS

The Characters in this Book 9

 

I: The New Kings

1 The January Wedding 15

2 Travail for a Crown 22

3 A Corpse in Council 30

4 The Makeshift King 39

5 The Giant and the Mirrors 53

6 Homage and Perjury 63

II: The Devil’s Game

1 The Witnesses 71

2 The Plaintiff Conducts the Inquiry 80

3 The Forgers 86

4 The Guests at Reuilly 90

5 Mahaut and Beatrice 97

6 Beatrice and Robert 104

7 Bonnefille House 110

8 Return to Maubuisson 116

9 The Wages of Sin 125

III: Decline and Fall

1 The Phantom Bait 131

2 The Axe in Nottingham 142

3 To the Common Gallows 154

4 A Bad Day 163

5 Conches 170

6 The Wicked Queen 177

7 The Tournament at Evreux 187

8 The Honour of a Peer and the Honour of a King 198

9 The Tolomei 206

10 The Seat of Justice 211

IV: The War-Brand

1 The Outlaw 219

2 Westminster Hall 229

3 The Defiance at the Tower of Nesle 237

4 Windsor 240

5 The Heron and the Oath 245

6 The Walls of Vannes 251

Epilogue: 1354-62

1 The Road to Rome 261

2 The Night at the Capitol 268

3 `We, Cola di Rienzi . . . ‘ 276

4 Jean I, The Unknown 280

 

Historical Notes 289

Bibliography 299

The Characters in this Book

THE HOUSE OF FRANCE

 

The King: PHILIPPE VI OF VALOIS,

great-grandson of Saint Louis, nephew of Philip the Fair, eldest son of Count Charles of Valois and his first wife, Marguerite of Anjou-Sicily, aged 35.*

The Queen: JEANNE OF BURGUNDY,

called the Lame, grand-daughter of Saint Louis, sister of Duke Eudes IV and of the late Queen Marguerite of Burgundy, aged 33. Their Eldest Son: JEAN, Duke of Normandy, the future King JEAN II, the Good, aged 9.

The Dowager Queens: JEANNE OF EVREUX, daughter of Louis of France, Count of Evreux, and niece of Philip the Fair, third wife and widow of King Charles IV, the Fair, aged about 25.

JEANNE OF BURGUNDY, called the

Widow, daughter of Mahaut of Artois and wife of the late King Philippe V, the Long, aged 35.

THE HOUSE OF ENGLAND: The King:

 

EDWARD III PLANTAGENET, son of Edward II and

Isabella of France, aged 16

Ages are given as in the year 1328.

The Queen: PHILIPPA OF HAINAUT, second daughter of Count Guillaume of Hainaut and Jeanne of Valois, aged 14.

The Queen Mother: ISABELLA OF FRANCE, widow of Edward II, daughter of Philip the Fair, aged, 36. The King’s Relatives: HENRY, called Wryneck,* Earl of Leicester – and. Lancaster, aged 47. EDMUND, Earl of Kent, uncle of King Edward III, aged 27.

THE HOUSE OF NAVARRE

 

The Queen:

 

JEANNE OF NAVARRE, daughter of Louis the Hutin and Marguerite of Burgundy, granddaughter of Philip the Fair, heiress to the Kingdom of Navarre, aged 17. The King: PHILIPPE OF FRANCE, Count of Evreux, son of Louis of France and husband of the above, aged about 21.

THE HOUSE OF HAINAUT GUILLAUME, called the Good, Sovereign- Count of HAINAUT, Holland and Zeeland, father of Queen Philippa of England. JEANNE OF VALOIS, Countess of Hainaut, wife of the above and sister of King Philippe VI of France. JEAN OF HAINAUT, younger brother of Count Guillaume.

THE HOUSE OF BURGUNDY EUDES IV, Duke of BURGUNDY, brother of the late Queen Marguerite of Burgundy and of Queen Jeanne the Lame, a Peer of France, aged about 46.

* Wrongly called `Crouchback’ in
The She-wolf

of France.

JEANNE OF BURGUNDY, his wife, daughter of King Philippe V, the Long, granddaughter of Mahaut of Artois, aged 19.

 

THE HOUSE OF ARTOIS MAHAUT, Countess of ARTOIS, widow of Count Othon IV of Burgundy, mother of the Queen Dowager Jeanne the Widow and grandmother of Duchess Jeanne of Burgundy, a Peer of France, aged 59. ROBERT OF ARTOIS, Count of Beaumont-le-Roger, Lord of Conches, a nephew of the. above; cousin and brother-in-law of King Philippe VI, a Peer of France, aged 41. JEANNE OF VALOIS-COURTENAY, half-sister of King Philippe VI, wife of Robert of Artois, but always known as the Countess of BEAUMONT, aged 24.

 

 

 

PEERS, PRELATES AND DIGNITARIES OF THE

HOUSE OF FRANCE:

 

 

LOUIS I, Duke of BOURBON, Great

Chamberlain of France, grandson of

Saint Louis, son of Robert of Clermont, a Peer of France. LOUIS, OF NEVERS, Count of Flanders, -a Peer of France. GUILLAUME DE TRYE, DukeArchbishop of Reims, a Spiritual Peer.

JEAN DE MARIGNY, Count-Bishop of Beauvais, younger brother of Enguerrand de Marigny, a Spiritual Peer. GAUCHER DE CHATILLON, Count of Porcien and Lord of Crevecoeur, Constable of France 1302-1329. RAOUL DE BRIENNE, Count of Eu, Constable on the decease of the above. HUGHES, Count de BOUVILLE, ex-Chamberlain to Philip the Fair. JEAN DE CHERCHEMONT, Chancellor

in 1328.

GUILLAUME DE SAINT-MAURE, Chancellor from 1329.

MILLE DE NOYERS, ex-Marshal of France, President of the Exchequer, President of Parliament. ROBERT BERTRAND, called the Knight of the Green Lion, and MATHIEU DE TRYE, Marshals of France.

BEHUCHET, an Admiral. JEAN THE FOOL, a dwarf.

LORDS, PRELATES AND
DIGNITARIES OF,
THE

HOUSE OF ENGLAND:

 

 

ROGER MORTIMER, eighth Baron

Wigmore, first Earl of March, ex

Justiciar of Ireland, the lover of Isabella, the Queen Mother, aged 42. WILLIAM DE MELTON, Archbishop of York, Primate of England. HENRY DE BURGHERSH, Bishop of Lincoln, Chancellor and Ambassador. ADAM ORLETON, formerly Bishop of Hereford, now of Worcester, and later of Winchester, Treasurer and Ambassador. JOHN; Baron MALTRAVERS, Seneschal of England, aged about 38. WILLIAM, Baron MONTACUTE, first Earl of SALISBURY, Councillor and Ambassador, late Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports and Marshal of England, aged 27. GAUTIER DE MAUNY, Equerry, to Queen Philippa. JOHN DAVERILL, Governor of Corfe Castle.WILLIAM ELAND, Governor of Nottingham. Castle.

 

 

THE PRINCIPAL LAWYERS

AND ACTORS IN THE

ARTOIS CASE:

 

PIERREDE VILLEBRESME, the Commissioner.

 

PIERRE TESSON, a notary.

JEANNE DE DIVION, ex-mistress of the late Bishop Thierry d’Hirson. BEATRICE D’HIRSON, niece of Bishop Thierry, Lady-in-Waiting to the Countess Mahaut of Artois.

GILLET DE NELLE, Valet to Robert of Artois.

MARIE LA BLANCHE, MARIE LA NOIRE and JEANNETTE DESQUESNES, servants of Jeanne de Divion. PIERRE DE MACHAUT, a witness. ROBERT ROSSIGNOL, a forger. MACIOT L’ALLEMANT, a Sergeant-atArms.

SIMON DE BUCY, the King’s Attorney.

THE EMPEROR OF GERMANY

LOUIS V OF BAVARIA.

THE KING OF BOHEMIA: JOHN OF LUXEMBURG, son of the

Emperor Henry VII of Germany. THE KING OF NAPLES: ROBERT OF ANJOU-SICILY, called the

Astrologer, uncle of King Philippe VI

of France.

THE KING OF ARAGON: ALFONSO IV.

THE KING OF HUNGARY: LOUIS I, the Great.

THE POPES: JOHN XXII, formerly Cardinel Jacques DUEZE,

BENEDICT XII (from 1334), formerly Jacques FOURNIER, called the White Cardinal. JAKOB VAN ARTEVELDE, leader of the Flemish League.

COLA DI RIENZI, Tribune of Rome.

‘SPINELLO
TOLOMEI, a Sienese banker.

JEAN I, THE POSTHUMOUS, called GIANNINO, son of Louis X, the Hutin, and Clemence of Hungary, pretender to the throne of France.

 

PART ONE

 

THE NEW KINGS

1. The January Wedding

FROM BOTH sides of the river and from every parish in the city, from St Denis, St Cuthbert, St Martin-cum-Gregory, St Mary Senior and St Mary junior, from the Shambles and from Tanner Row, the people of York had been flowing for the past two hours in a continuous st
ream towards the huge but still
unfinished Minster that brooded heavily over the city.

The crowd completely blocked the two winding streets of Stonegate and Deangate which led into the yard. Boys, who had found perches above the crowd, could see nothing but a sea of heads covering the whole area. Burgesses, tradesmen, matrons with their numerous broods, cripples on crutches, servants, apprentices, hooded monks, soldiers in
shirts of mail
and beggars in rags were all crowded as close together as the stalks in a truss of hay. The light-fingered pickpockets were reaping a year’s harvest. Faces filled the upper windows like so many bunches of grapes. The damp, cold, misty twilight that enveloped the great building and the crowd standing in the mud seemed scarcely that of noon. It was as if the gathering was pressing close together for warmth.

It was January 24th, 1328, and, in the presence of William de Melton, Archbishop of York and Primate of England, King Edward III, who was not yet six
teen, was marrying his cousin, M
adam Philippa of Hainaut, who was barely more than fourteen.

There was not an empty seat in the cathedral. They had all

been reserved for the high dignitaries of the kingdom, members of the upper clergy and Parliament, the five hundred
invited knights and the hundred
tartan-clad Scottish nobles, who had come south to ratify the Peace Treaty. Soon the solemn mass would be celebrated, sung by a hundred and twenty choristers.

Now, however, the first part of the ceremony, the marriage proper, was taking place outside the south door of the cathedral in view of the people, according to the ancient rite and peculiar custom of the archdiocese of York, as a reminder that marriage was a sacrament between husband and wife, affirmed by mutual vows taken in public, to which the priest was merely a witness.

The mist had, stained the red velvet of the canopy over the door with patches of damp, it had condensed on the bishops’ mitres, and had bedraggled the fur about the shoulders of the royal family assembled round the young couple.

`Here I take thee, Philippa, to my wedded wife, to have and to hold, at bed and at board :. ‘
1
*

 

*The numbers in the text refer to the Historical Notes at the end of the book.

 

Coming from the King’s young lips and beardless face, his voice was surprisingly, powerful, clear and vibrantly intense. Isabella, the Queen Mother, was struck by it, and so were Messire Jean of Hainaut, the bride’s uncle, and the others: standing’ near, such as Edmund, Earl of Kent, and Wryneck, Earl of Lancaster, Chief of the Council of Regency and the King’s tutor.

The barons had heard their new King speak with such unexpected force only once before on a day of battle in the last Scottish campaign.

` .. for fairer for fouler, for better for worse, in sickness and in
health .

The whispering of the crowd gradually subsided; silence spread like a circular ripple and the royal young voice rang out above those thousands of heads, audible almost to the far end of the yard. The King slowly recited the long vow he had learned the previous day; but he might have been inventing it afresh, so

clearly did he articulate each phrase- and lend each word grave and profound significance. It was like a prayer said once, and destined to last a lifetime.

The boyish figure seemed endued with the mind of a man supremely sure of the vow he was taking in the face of Heaven, of a prince conscious of the part he had to play between his people and his God. The new King was taking his family, his friends, his great officers of State, his barons, his prelates, his people of York and, indeed, of all England, to witness the, love he was vowing to Madam Philippa.

Pr
ophets burning with the zeal of
God and leaders of nations who are imbued with some unique conviction can infect the crowd with their faith. A public affirmation of love al
so has this power, and can make
everyone share one man’s emotion.

There was not a woman in the crowd, whatever her age, whether she was newly married, was deceived by her husband, was a widow, a virgin or a grandmother, who did not feel herself at that moment to be standing in the bride’s place; and there was not a man who did not identify himself with the young King. Edward III was uniting himself to every woman among his people; and it was his whole kingdom that was taking Philippa to wife. The dreams of youth, the disillusionments of maturity, and the regrets of old age were all centred on the young couple heartfelt offerings. And, when darkness fell in the ill-lit streets, the eyes of betrothed couples would glow brighter in the night, and husbands and wives, who had been long at enmity, would reach for each other’s hands when supper was done.

From the beginning of time people have crowded to the weddings of princes, in order to enjoy a vicarious happiness which, when seen in the highest, must seem perfect.


… till death ‘us do part .. ‘

There was a lump in every throat; a vast, sad, almost reproachful sigh rose from the crowd. At such a moment, there should be no mention of death. Surely this young couple could not be mortal or subject to the common lot?


and thereto I plight thee my troth …

The young King heard the people sigh, but he did not look, at

them, His pale blue, almost grey eyes, their long lashes raised for once, were gazing at the
chubby, freckled little girl,
wrapped in veils and velvets, to whom he was making his vows.

Indeed, Madam Philippa was not at all like a princess in a fairy story; she was not even very pretty, for she had the heavy features, short nose and freckles of the Hainauts.’Nor was she endowed with any particular grace’ of movement; yet she had an attractive simplicity and made no attempt to assume an, air of majesty, which would certainly not have become her. Without her royal adornments, she would have looked no different from any other red-headed girl of her age; there were hundreds like her in every one of the northern kingdoms. But this merely increased her popularity with the crowd. Though she was the elected of Fate and of God, she was essentially no different from the women over whom she was to reign. Every stout, red-headed girl felt that she had, somehow or other, been-personally-complimented and honoured.

Trembling with emotion, Philippa screwed up her eyes as if unable to bear the intensity of her bridegroom’s gaze. All that was happening to her was so increadibly wonderful: the coronets about her, the mitres, the knights, the ladies she could see within the cathedral, row on, row of them behind the candles, like souls in Paradise, and all the populace there below her! Indeed, she was to be Queen and, what was more, Queen, by a love-match.

Oh,
how she would cherish, serve and adore her fair and handsome prince, who had such long eyelashes and such slender hands, and who had come so miraculously to Valenciennes twenty months ago with his exiled mother, seeking help and refuge. Their parents had sent them out to play in the garden with the other children; and they had fallen in love. And now that he was King, he had not forgotten her. How happy she would be to devote her life to him. Her one fear was that she was not beautiful enough to please him for ever, nor clever enough always to be a help to him.

`Madam, put out your right hand,’ said the Archbishop. Philippa at once put out her little dimpled hand from her velvet sleeve, holding it firmly, palm upwards, fingers spread.

To Edward it seemed an exquisite rose-tinted star.

From a salver
held out to him by another prelate, the Archbishop took the flat gold ring, encrusted with rubies, which he had previously blessed, and handed it to the King. The ring felt damp to the touch, as did everything else’ in the mist. The Archbishop gently drew their hands together.

`In the Name of the Father,’ said Edward, placing the ring just over the tip of Philippa’s thumb, `in the Name of the Son, in the Name of the Holy Ghost,’ he said, as ‘he moved it to her fore and middle fingers. And then,’ as he slipped it home on the fourth finger, he said: `Amen!’

Philippa was his wife.

Queen Isabella, like every mother at her son’s wedding, had tears in her eyes. Though she was making a great effort to pray God to grant her
son happiness,
she could not help thinking of herself; and she suffered. It had become increasingly clear during these last few days that she would no longer take first place in her son’s heart and house. Not, of course, that she had much to fear from this little bundle of embroidered velvet who, a
t this very instant, was become
her daughter-in-law; her authority over the Court could not be challenged, nor indeed her supremacy in beauty. Straight, and slender, her fine golden tresses, framing her face, which was still so clear-complexioned, Isabella at thirty-six looked scarcely thirty. She had spent much time that morning before the looking-glass, while donning her crown for the ceremony, and had left it reassured. Yet today she was no longer the Queen but the Queen Mother. How quickly it had happened. How odd that twenty stormy years should be resolved like this.

She thought of her own wedding, exactly twenty years ago, on a late January day like this. It had taken place
at Boulogne in France and there
had been a mist then too. She also had believed,
as she made her heartfelt vows,
that her marriage would be happy. But she had not known to what kind of man she was being, married in the interests of the State. How could she have known that her reward for love and devotion would be humiliation, hatre
d and contempt, that she would
be supplanted in her husband’s
bed, not indeed by mistresses,
but by scandalous and

avaricious men, that her marriage portion would be ravished from her, her lands confiscated, that to save her life she would have to go into exile, raise an army to reconquer her position, and in the end order the murder of Edward II, who that day had slipped the wedding ring on to her finger? How lucky young Philippa was to be not only married but loved.

First love is the only pure and happy one. If it goes wrong, nothing can replace it. Later loves can never attain to the same limpid perfection; though they may be as solid, as marble, they are streaked with veins of another colour, the dried blood of the past.

Queen Isabella turned to look at her lover Roger Mortimer, Baron of Wigmore, who owed it as much to her as to himself that he was now master of England and governed in the name of the young King. Stern-featured, his eyebrows forming a single line, he stood with his arms crossed over his sumptuous robe; he met her eyes, but his held no kindness.

`He knows what I’m thinking,’ she, thought, `But why does he always make one feel that it’s a crime to stop thinking of him even for an instant?’

She knew his jealous nature so well; and she smiled at him conciliatingly. What more could he want than he already had? She lived with him as if they were man and wife, even though she was Queen and he married; and she had compelled the kingdom to accept the fact of their, love. She had seen to it that he had complete power; he appointed his creatures to every post; he had acquired all the fiefs of Edward II’s old favourites; and
the Council of Regency obeyed
his decrees and merely ratified his wishes. He had even persuaded Isabella to issue the order for her husband’s death. It was, due to h
im that she was called the She-W
olf of France! How could he expect her not to think of it on this wedding day, particularly since the executioner was present? The long, sinister face of John Maltravers, lately promoted Seneschal of England, seemed to be hanging over Mortimer’s shoulder as if to remind her of the crime.

Isabella was not the only person who resented John Maltravers’ presence. He had been the late King’s warder, and his sudden elevation to the post of Seneschal made it only too- obvious for

what services he was being rewarded. To those, and
there
were many, who were now almost certain that Edward II had been murdered, his presence was embarrassing, for they felt that the father’s murderer would have done better to keep away from the son’s wedding.

The Earl of Kent, the dead man’s brother, turned to his cousin Henry Wryneck and whispered: `It seems as if to kill a king entitles one to rank with his family now.’

Edmund of Kent was shivering. He thought the ceremony too long and the York rite too complicated. Why could the marriage not have been celebrated in the chapel of the Tower of London, or in some other royal castle, instead of making a public show of it? He felt uneasy under the eyes of the crowd; and the sight of Maltravers made it worse.

Wryneck, his head tilted towards his right shoulder – the infirmity which gave him his nickname – muttered: `The easiest way to become a member of our house is by sinning. Our friend is proof of it. Be quiet, he’s looking at us.’

`By `our friend’ he meant Mortimer, and it showed how much the feeling had
changed
since he had disembarked, eighteen months before, in command of the Queen’s army and been welcomed as a liberator.

`After all, the hand that obeys is no worse than the head that commands,’ thought Wryneck. `And no doubt Mortimer and Isabella too – are guiltier than Maltravers. But we must all share some of the guilt; we all put our hands to the sword when we turned Edward II off the throne. It could end in no other way.’

In the meantime, the Archbishop was presenting the young King with three gold pieces bearing on one side the arms of England and Hainau
t, and on the reverse a semy of
roses, the emblematic flowers of married happiness. These gold pieces were the marriage deniers, symbols of the dowry in revenues, lands and castles, which the bridegroom was giving his bride. An accurate inventory of these gifts had been made, and this somewhat reassured Messire Jean of Hainaut, the bride’s uncle, to whom fifteen thousand livres were still owing for the pay of his knights during the campaign, in Scotland.

`Kneel at your husband’s feet to receive the deniers, Madam,’ the Archbishop said.

The people of York had been waiting . for this moment, wondering whether the local rite would be observed to the end, and whether it was as valid for a queen as it was for a subject.

But no one had foreseen that Madam Philippa would not only kneel but, also, in the excess of her love and gratitude, embrace her husband’s legs and kiss the knees of the boy who was making her his Queen. This chubby Flemish girl could find means of showing the impulses of her heart.

The crowd cheered enthusiastically.

‘I’m sure they’ll be very happy,’ said Wryneck to Jean of Hainaut.

`The people will love her,’ Isabella said to Mortimer, who had moved closer to her.

The Queen Mother felt the cheers like a wound because they were not for her. `Philippa is the Queen now,’ she thought: `My day is over. Yet, perhaps, I shall now get, France … ‘

For a courier, with the lilies on his coat, had galloped into York the week before with the news that her last brother of France, King Charles IV, lay dying.

 

 

2. Travail for a Crown

 

 

CHARLES IV, the Fair, had fallen ill on Christmas Day. At Epiphany the physicians and apothecaries tending him had to admit that he was dying. What had caused the fever that consumed him, the tearing cough that shattered his emaciated chest, the blood that he spat? The physicians impotently shrugged their shoulders, It was the curse, of course: that curse which had fallen on all Philip the Fair’s heirs, And what medicin
es could operate against such a
curse as that? Both the Court and the people were convinced there was no need to look elsewhere.

Louis the Hutin had died at the age of twenty-seven, murdered, as everyone knew, even though the Countess Mahaut of Artois had been exculpated at a public trial. Phili
ppe the Long had died at twenty-
nine through having drunk water from a well in Poitou that had been poisoned by the lepers. Charles IV had lived to the age of thirty-three; but this was the limit. It was a known fact that the accursed could never live longer than Christ.

`It’s up to us, Brother, to seize the reins of government and to hold them with a firm. hand,’ said the Count of Beaumont, Robert of Artois, to his cousin and brother-in-law, Philippe of Valois. `And this time,’ he added, ‘we won’t let my Aunt Mahaut beat us to it. Anyway, she has no more sons-in-law to push.’

They, at least, both enjoyed the best of health. Robert of Artois, now forty-one, was still the same colossus who had to bend his head to pass through doorways and could overturn an ox by seizing it by the horns. A master of legal procedure, of intrigue and of chicane, he had shown his ability during these last twenty years both in his lawsuit over Artois and in the war in Guyenne, among much else. It had been due to him that the scandal of the Tower of Nesle had come to light. And it was also thanks to him that Lord Mortimer and Queen Isabella had been enabled to take refuge in France, where they had first become lovers, to raise an army in Hainaut, rouse all England and turn Edward II off his throne. Nor, when he went in to dinner, did it embarrass him in the least that his hands were stained with the blood of Marguerite of Burgundy. In recent years, his voice had been more frequently heard in the Council of the weak Charles IV than the Sovereign’s.

Philippe of Valois was six years his junior and nothing like so clever. But physically he was tall, strong, wide-chested, and he moved well; he seemed to be almost a giant when Robert was not by and he had a splendid knightly presence which was much in his favour.: Moreover, he inherited the reputation of his father, the famous Charles of Valois, who had been the most turbulent and adventurous prince of his
time, a
pretender to phantom thrones and a supporter of, unrealized crusades, yet a great warrior, whom Philippe did his best to emulate in prodigality and magnificence.

Though Philippe of Valois’ talents had not as yet made any

particular mark on Europe, everyone had confidence in him. He was a brilliant performer in tournaments, which were indeed his pa
ssion;
and the valour he displayed there was not negligible. .

`Philippe, I’ll make you Regent,’ Robert of Artois was saying, `that’s what I want, and I promise to d
o it. Regent, and very possibly
King, if God so wills, provided my niece, who’s pregnant to
her back teeth, doesn’t have a son, in a couple of months
time. Poor Cousin Charles! He won’t see the child he so longed for. And, even if it’s a boy, you’ll still have the Regency for twenty years. And in twenty
years..’

He emphasized his thought with a wave of the arm, which seemed to include every possible hazard: infant mortality, hunting accidents, the impenetrable designs of Providence.

‘And you, as the good friend I know you to be,’ went on the giant, `will see
to it that I get back my County
of Artois, of which Mahaut, thief and poisoner that she is, has been
so
unjustly possessed since the death of my noble grandfather, as well as the peerage that goes with it. Just think, I’m not even a peer of France! Absurd, isn’t it? It makes me ashamed for my wife, who is after all your sister.’

Philippe nodded- his head, lowering that great nose of his, and blinking his eyes in agreement.

`Robert, justice shall be done you, if I am ever in a position to see to it. You can count on my support.’

The best friendships are based on mutual, interest and common plans for the future.

Robert of Artois, who shrank from nothing, undertook to go to Vincennes and make it clear to Charles the Fair that his days were numbered and that certain arrangements must be made: the peers must be summoned at once, and Philippe of Valois recommended to them as Regent. Indeed, so as to make
his selection inevitable, why
should Charles not confide the administration of the king
dom
to Philippe at once, delegating all powers to him?

 

`We are all mortal,’ every one of us, my dear cousin,’ said Robert; who was himself bursting with health, as he entered the dying man’s room, shaking the bed with his heavy tread.

Charles IV was in no condition to argue; indeed, he was, relieved that someone else should shou
lder his responsibilities. His
only concern was to cling on to life, and it was slipping between his fingers.

Thus Philippe; of Valois was endued with the sovereign power and was, able to summon the peers.

Robert of Artois began campaigning at once. He went first to his nephew of Evreux, a young man of twenty-one, who had great charm but lacked enterprise. He was married to, the daughter of Marguerite of Burgundy, Jeanne la Petite, as she was still called, though she was now seventeen. She had been set aside from the succession to the throne of France at the death of the Hutin.

Indeed, the Salic Law had been promulgated on her account, and all the more readily adopted because her mother’s misconduct cast a serious doubt on her legitimacy. In compensation, and to appease the House of Burgundy, she had been recognized as heiress to the Kingdom of Navarre. There had, however, been no untoward haste in keeping this promise and the last two Kings of France had remained also Kings of Navarre.

Had Philippe of Evreux borne any resemblance to his uncle, Robert of Artois, he would have seized this splendid opportunity for chicanery on the largest possible scale by contesting the Law of Succession and claiming the two crowns in his wife’s name.

But Robert of Artois, who had a great ascendancy over him, would very soon ha
ve disabused him of pretensions to being
a competitor.

`You shall have Navarre which is your due, my dear nephew, as soon as my brother-in-law of Valois becomes Regent. I have insisted on it as a family matter and as a condition for giving Philippe my support. You shall be King of Navarre! It’s not a crown to be despised and, for my part, I advise you to put it on your head just as soon as you can, and before anyone else comes along to dispute it. Between ourselves, your wife would have a better claim to it if her mother had kept on the righ
t side of the blanket. There’s
going to be a scamble for power, and you had best make sure of support: you ha
ve ours. And don’t go listening
to your uncle of Burgundy; he’ll simply persuade you to do

something silly for his own ends. Philippe will be Regent; base your plans on, that.’

In return for abandoning Navarre, Philippe of Valois could already therefore count on two votes.

Louis of Bourbon had been made a duke a few weeks before and had received the County of La Marche
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as an apanage. He was the eldest member of the family. If the question of the Regency became dangerously controversial, the fact that he was Saint Louis’ grandson might well enable him to sway several votes. In any case, his views were bound to carry wei
ght with the Council of Peers. He was not only lame but
a coward; and it would require more courage than he possessed to enter the lists against the powerful Valois clan. Moreover, his son had married a sister of Philippe of Valois.

Robert gave Louis of Bourbon to understand that the sooner he promised his support, the earlier would all the lands and titles he had accumulated as a time-server during the previous reigns be guaranteed to him. He now had three votes.

The Duke of Britanny had hardly arrived from Vannes, and his trunks were not yet unpacked, when Robert of Artois called on him.

`You agree on Philippe, don’t you? He’s so pious and loyal, we can be sure he’ll make a good king – I mean a good regent!’

Jean of Brittany was bound to support Philippe of Valois. After all, he had married one of Philippe’s sisters, Isabella. It was true she was dead, but he could hardly do other than be loyal to her memory. To lend weight to
his overtures,
Robert brought along h
is mother, Blanche of Brittany,
the Duke’s elder sister. She was very old and small and wrinkled; but though her mind was far from lucid, she invariably agreed with everything her giant of a son said. Jean of Brittany, was more concerned with the affairs of his duchy than with those
of France.
Since everyone seemed so much in favour of Philippe, why not?

It became
a campaign of brothers-in-law.
Reinforcements were called up in the persons of Guy de Chatillon, Count of Blois, who was not a peer, and Count Guillaume of Hainaut, who was not even French, because they had both married sisters of Philippe. The great Valois connexion was already beginning to look like the

true family of France.

Guillaume of Hainaut was at this very moment marrying off his daughter to the young King of England; there appeared to be no disadvantage in this. Indeed, it might well prove a useful match. But he had been well advised to be represented at the wedding by his brother Jean instead of going himself, for it was here, in Paris, that events of real importance were under way. Guillaume the Good had long desired the lands of Blaton, an inheritance of the Crown of France forming an enclave within his estates, to be ceded to him. If Philippe became Regent, he should have Blaton for some merely symbolic
quid pro quo.

As for Guy of Blois, he was one of the last barons to have the right to mint his own coinage. Despite this right, he was disastrously short of money and crippled with debts.

`My dear Guy, your right to mint will be bought back from you by the Regency. It shall be our, first care.’

Robert had done some very sound work in a remarkably short time.

`You see, Philippe,’ he said to his candidate, `how useful the marriages your father arranged are to us now. People say that a lot of girls are a misfortune to a family; but that wise man, may God keep him, knew very well how to use all your sisters.’

`Yes, but we shall have to complete the payment of the dowries,’ Philippe replied. `Only a quarter of what is due has been paid on several of them.’

`My dear wife Jeanne’s to s
tart with,’ Robert of Artois re
minded him. `But when we
have control of the Treasury.’

The Count of, Flanders, Louis of Nevers, was more difficult to, win over. For he was not a brother-in-law and wanted something more than mere lands or money. His subjects had driven him out of his county and he demanded that it should be reconquered for him. The price of his support was a promise of war.

`Louis, my cousin, Flanders shall be restored to you by force of arms, we give you our word!’

Upon which Robert, who thought of everything, hurried off to Vincennes once again in order to press Charles IV to make his will.

Charles was merely the shadow of a king now, and was
coughing
up what remained of his lungs.

Yet, dying though he was, his mind was obsessed by the thought of the crusade that his uncle, Charles of Valois, had put into his head. The crusade had been abandoned; and then Charles of Valois had died. Could it be that his disease and the pain he was suffering were a punishment for having failed to keep his oath? His red blood staining the sheets reminded him that he had not taken up the cross to deliver the land in wh
ich our Lord had suffered
his Holy Passion.

In an attempt to win God’s mercy, Charles IV therefore insisted on recording his concern for the Holy Land in his will: `For my intention,’ he dictated, ‘is to go there during my lifetime and, if that proves impossible, fifty thousand livres shall be allotted to the first general expedition to set out.’

This was not at all what was required of him, nor indeed that he should encumber the royal finances, which were urgently needed for more pressing matters, with such a mortgage. Robert was furious. That fool Charles was being stubborn to the last!

Robert merely wanted him to leave three thousand liv
res, each to Chancellor Jean de
Cherchemont, Marshal de Trye and Messire de Noyers, the President of the Exchequer, on account of thei
r loyal services to the Crown –
and, incidentally, because they sat on the Council of Peers by right of their appointments.

`What about the Constables?’ murmured the dying King.

Robert shrugged his shoulders. Constable Gaucher de ChatilIon was seventy-eight years old, deaf as a post, and so rich he did not know what to do with his money. You did not develop a sudden love of gold at his age. The Constable’s name was crossed out.

On the other hand, Robert proved most helpful to Charles in the matter of appointing executors, for this would establish a sort of order of
precedence among the great men
of the realm. Count Philippe of Valois headed the list, then came Count Philippe of Evreux, and then Robert of Artois, Count of Beaumont-le-Roger, himself.

Having dealt with the will, Robert now turned his attention to the spiritual peers.

Guillaume de Trye, Duke-Archbishop of Rei
ms, had been Philippe of Valois’ tutor,
and Robert had had his brother, the Marshal, put into the royal will for three thousand livres, which he made ring to good effect. There would be no difficulties in that direction.

The Duke-Archbishop of Langres had long been a supporter of the Valois, as had also, Jean de Marigny, Count-Bishop of Beauvais, who had even betrayed his brother, the great Enguerrand, to serve the hatreds of the late Monseigneur Charles of Valois.

There remained the Bishops of Chalons, Laon and Noyon; and these, it was known, would follow Duke Eudes of Burgundy.

`As for the Burgundian,’ cried
Robert of Artois, with a wide sweep of his arms, `he’s your affair, Philippe. I can do nothing with him; we’re at daggers drawn. After all, you married his sister and you must be able to bring some pressure to bear on him.’

 

Eudes IV was no diplomatic genius. But he remembered the lessons he had learned from his mother, Agnes of France, the last surviving daughter of Saint Louis, who had died the preceding year, and how the determined old woman had succeeded in negotiating, during Philippe the Long’s regency, the reuniting of the County of Burgundy and the duchy. Eudes had then married Mahaut of Artois’ granddaughter, who was twenty-seven, years younger than himself, but he no longer complained of this now that she was nubile.

The question of the Artois inheritance was the first subject he discussed with Philippe of Valois, when they were closeted together on his arrival from Dijon.

‘It is quite understood, of course, that at Mahaut’s death, the County of Artois goes to her daughter, Queen Jeanne the Widow, with remainder to the Duchess, my wife, is it not? I must make a poi
nt of this, Cousin, for I well
know Robert’s pretensions to
Artois; he has proclaimed them
enough!’

These great princes were as bitter in defence of their right of inheritance to a quarter of the kingdom as were the daughters-in

law of the poor in squabbling over cups and sheets.

`Judgement has twice been given assigning Artois to the Countess Mahaut,’ replied Philippe of Valois. ‘Unless any new facts come to light supporting Robert’s’ claim, Artois will go to your wife, Brother.’

`You see no impediment?’

`None at all.’

And thus the loyal Valois,
the gallant knight, the hero of tournaments, had now given two contradictory promises.

Nevertheless, honest in his duplicity, he told Robert of Artois of his conversation with Eudes, and Robert wholly approved it.

`The main thing,’ he said, `is to acquire Burgundy’s vote. What does it matter that he should feel secure in a right which is not his anyway? New facts, you said? Very well, we’ll produce some, and I won’t make you break your word. Don’t worry, it’s all for the best.’

They had now merely
to wait for one last formality
– the King’s death. It was to be hoped it would not be long delayed, for this splendid conjunction of princes in support of Philippe of Valois might not endure.

The Iron King’s last son died on the
eve of Candlemas, and the news
of his death spread through Paris the next morning, together with the odour of the hot flour of pancakes.

Robert of Artois
plans seemed to be working perfectly when, on the very morning the Council of Peers was to be held, a thin-faced, tired-eyed English bishop arrived in a mud-stained litter to urge the claims of Queen Isabella.

 

 

3. A Corpse in Council

 

 

THERE WERE no brains in the head now, no
heart in the breast, nor
entrails in the stomach
. He was
a hollow king. But, indeed, there was little difference between Charles IV alive and now that the embalmers had done- their work. He had been a backward child, whom his mother had called `the Goose’, a cuckolded

husband, and an unsuccessful father, for he had vainly, if stubbornly, endeavoured to assure the succession by marrying three times; he had also been a weak pr
ince, first subject to an uncle
and then to cousins, indeed but a fleeting incarnation of the royal entity.

On the state bed, at the far end of the great pillared hall of the Castle of Vincennes, lay his corpse, clothed in an azure tunic, a royal mantle about its shoulders and the crown on its head.

By the light of the massed candles, the peers an
d barons gathered at the other
end of the hall could see the gleam of the corpse’s boots of cloth of gold.

Charles IV was presiding over his last Council, which was known as, `the Council in the King’s Chamber’, for he was deemed to be ruling still. His reign would end officially only on the following day, when his body was lowered into the tomb at Saint-Denis.

Robert of Artois had taken the English bishop under his wing, while they waited for the latecomers. a

`How long did it take you to get here? Twelve days from York? You can’t have wasted much time saying masses on the way, Messire Bishop. You’ve made as much speed as a courier! Did your young King’s wedding go off well?’

‘I expect so. I was unable to take part in it, for I was already on my way,’ replied Bishop Orleton.

And was my Lord Mortimer in good health? Lord Mortimer was a good friend, and had often mentioned Monseigneur Orleton who had organized his escape from the Tower of London. It had been a great exploit on which Robert complimented the Bishop.

`Well, you know, I welcomed him to France,’ he said, ‘and provided him with the means of returning somewhat better armed than he had arrived. So we are each responsible for half the business.’

And how was Qu
een Isabella, his dear cousin?
Was she as beautiful as ever?

By his idle chatter Robert was deliberately preventing Orleton from mingling with the other groups, speaking to the Count of Hainaut or the Count of Flanders. He knew Orleton well by

reputation and he mistrusted him. Was not this the man whose turbulent career had stirred all England, who had been sent by the Court of Westminster on embassies to the Holy See, and who was the author, so at least it was said, of the famous letter with the double meaning –
‘Eduardum occidere nolite .
. ‘ – by which Queen Isabella and Mortimer had hoped to avoid suspicion of havi
ng ordered the murder of Edward
II?

While the French prelates had all donned their mitres for the Council, Orleton was merely wearing a violet silk travelling-cap with ermine earlaps. Rober
t noted this with satisfaction;
it would diminish the English bishop’s authority when his turn came to speak.

`Monseigneur of Valois will be voted Regent,’ he whispered to Orleton, as if confiding a secret to a friend. Orleton made no reply.

At last the one missing member of the Council, for whom they had all been waiting, arrived. It was the Countess Mahaut of Artois, the only woman to be present. Mahaut had aged; she leaned on a stick and seemed to move her massive body with
difficulty. Her hair was quite
white and her face a dark red. She included all the company in a vague greeting and, when she had sprinkled the corpse with holy water, seated herself heavily beside the Duke of Burgundy. She seemed to be panting for breath.
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The Archbishop and Primate, Guillaume de Trye, rose, turned towards the royal corpse, slowly made the sign of the cross, and then stood for a
moment in meditation,
his eyes raised towards the vault as if seeking Divine inspiration. The whisperings ceased.

`My noble lords,’ he began, `when there is no natural successor upon whom the royal power can fall, that power returns to its source which lies in the assent of the peers. Such is the will both of God and of Holy Church, which sets an example by electing the sovereign pontiff.’

Monseigneur de Trye spoke well and with a preacher’s fine eloquence. The assembled peers and barons had to decide on whom they would confer temporal power in the kingdom of France, first for the exercise of the Regency and then, for it was

only wise to look to the future, for the exercise of kingship; itself, should the most noble lady, the Queen, fail to, give birth to a son.

It was their duty to appoint him who was the best among equals, primus inter pares, and also nearest in blood to the Crown. Was it not in similar circumstances in the past that the temporal and spiritual peers had entrusted the sceptre to the wisest and strongest among them, the Duke of France and the Count of Paris, Hugues I, the Great, founder of the glorious dynasty?

`Our dead Sovereign, who is still with us this day,’ continued the Archbishop, slightly inclining his mitre towards the catafalque, `wished to direct- our choice by recommending to us, in his will, his nearest cousin, that most Christain and most valiant Prince, who is in every way worthy to govern us and lead us, Monseigneur Philippe, Count of Valois, Anjou and Maine.’

The most Christian and most valiant Prince, who felt his ears buzzing with emotion, was, uncertain what attitude to adopt. Modestly to lower his long nose might imply that he doubted both his capacity and his right to rule. But to hold it up proudly and arrogantly might prejudice the peers against him. He therefore sat perfectly still, not even a muscle of his face twitching, with his eyes fixed on his dead cousin’s golden boots.

`Let each of us consult his conscience,’ concluded the Archbishop of Reims, `and give his counsel for the, general good.’

Bishop Orleton got quickly to his feet.

`I have already consulted my conscience,’ he said. `I have come here to represent the Kin
g of England, Duke of Guyenne.’

He had considerable experience of meetings of this kind, where the decisions to be taken had been secretly arranged beforehand, but where everyone nevertheless hesitated to be the first to speak. He was quick to take advantage of it.

`In the name of my master,’ he went on, `I am to declare that, the person most nearly related to the late King Charles of France is his sister, Queen Isabella, and that the Regency should therefore be vested in, her.’

With the exception of Robert of Artois, who was expecting something of the sort, the Council was for a moment utterly astounded. No one had considered Queen Isabella during the

preliminary negotiations, nor had anyone for an instant imagined that she would make a claim. They had quite forg
otten her. And now here she was
emerging from the northern mists through the voice of a little bishop in a fur cap. Had she really any rights? They all looked questioningly at each other. If strict considerations of lineage were to be taken into account, it was clear that she had
undoubted rights; but it seemed
sheer folly to claim them.

Five minutes later, the Council was in considerable confusion. They were all talking at once and at the tops of their voices, paying no heed to the presence of the dead King.

Had not the Duke of Guyenne, in the person of his ambassador, forgotten that women could not reign in France, in accordance with the law that had been twice confirmed by the peers in recent years?

`Is that not so, Aunt?’
Robert of Artois asked maliciously, reminding Mahaut of the time when they had been violently opposed over the Law of Succession which had been promulgated in favour of Philippe the Long, the Countess’ son-in-law.

No, Bishop
Orleton had forgotten nothing;
in particular, he had not forgotten that the Duke of Guyenne had been neither present nor represented no doubt because he had been deliberately informed too late at the meetings of the peers at which the extension of the so-called Salic Law to the Crown had been so arbitrarily decided, and that in consequence he had never ratified the decision.

Orleton had none of the unctuous eloquence of Monseigneur Guillaume de Trye; he spoke a rather rough and somewhat archaic French, for the French used as the official language of the English Court had remained unaltered since the Conquest, and it might well have raised a smile in other circumstances. But he was adept at legal controversy and never at a loss for a retort.

Messire Mille de Noyers, who was the last surviving jurisconsult of Philip the Fair’s Council and had played his part in all the succeeding reigns, had to come to the rescue.

Si
nce King Edward II had rendered
homage to King Philippe the Long, it was evident that he had recognized him as the legitimate king and had therefore, by implication, ratified the Law of Succession.

Orleton did not see the matter in that light. Indeed, it was not so, Messire! By rendering homage, Edward II had merely confirmed that the Duchy of Guyenne was a vassalage of the Crown of France, which no one denied, though the terms of this vassalage still remained to be defined after more than a hundred years. But this was irrelevant to the val
idity of the procedure by which
the King of France had been chosen. And, in any case, what was the question in dispute, was it the Regency or the Crown?

`Both, both at once,’ said Bishop Jean de Marigny. `For, as Monseigneur de Trye so rightly said: i
t is wise to look to the future
and we do not want to be confronted with the same pro
blem again in two months’ time.’

Mahaut of Artois was trying
to get her breath. Ah, how infuriating this ill-health was, and the singing in the head that prevented her thinking clearly. She disapproved of everything that was being said. She was opposed to Philippe of Valois because to support Valois meant supporting Robert; she was opposed to Isabella whom she had long hat
ed because
in the past, Isabella had denounced her dau
ghters. After a while, she man
aged to intervene in the discussion.

`If the crown could go to a woman, it would not be to your Queen, Messire Bishop, but to, none other than Madame Jeanne la Petite, and the Regency should be exercised by her husband, Messire of Evreux here, or her uncle,
Duke, Eudes, here beside me.’

There were signs of excitement on the part of the Duke of Burgundy, the Count of Flanders, the Bishops of Laon and Noyon, and even in the attitude of the young Count of Evreux who, for an instant, thought: `Why not, after all?’

It was as if the crown we
re hovering uncertainly between
floor and ceiling, while several heads were outstretched to receive it.

Philippe of Valois had long abandoned his noble calm and was making signs to his cousin of Artois, Robert rose to his feet.

`Really!’ he cried, in a voice that made the candles flicker round the catafalque. `Everyone here today seems to be denying his past. It would appear that my beloved aunt, Dame Mahaut, is prepared to recognize
the rights of Madame of Navarre’
he

looked at Philippe of Evreux and emphasized the word
`Navarre’ to remind
him of their
agreement – ‘
those very rights she was instrumental in wresting from her in the past while the noble English Bishop; seems to be bas
ing his argument on the Act of
a king whom he first helped to turn
off
his throne and then sent home to God with his blessing! Really, Messire Orleton, a law cannot be made and remade every time it is applied, and to suit every party. Sometimes it will serve one party, sometimes another. We love and respect Madame Isabella, our cousin, whom many of us here have helped and served. But her demand, which you have pleaded so well, is clearly inadmissible. Is that not your opinion, Messeigneurs?’ he concluded, turning to his supporters for approval.

His speech was received with approbation, in particular by the Duke of Bourbon, the Count of Blois and the spiritual peers of Reims and Beauvais.

But Orleton had not yet shot his bolt. Given that this was a question not only of the Regency but also, eventually, of the Crown itself, given that women could not reign in France, then so as not to reopen the question of a law that already had precedents in its application, he would put forward a claim, not in the name of Queen Isabella,, but in that of her son, King Edward III, who was the only male descendant in the direct line.

`But if a
woman
cannot reign, she clearly cannot transmit the succession!’ said Philippe of Valois angrily.

`And why not, Monseigne
ur? Are not the Kings of France
born of woman’?’

This retort raised, several smiles. Tall Philippe had his back to the wall. After all, was the little English Bishop so very far wrong? The rather doubtful precedent that had been pleaded at Louis’ death gave no guidance on this particular point. And since three brothers had reigned consecutively and failed to produce sons,
should not the crown go
to the son of the surviving sister, rather than to
a

cousin?

The Count of Hainaut, who till now had been wholehearted in his support of Valois, began to reflect and to envisage unexpected prospects for his daughter.

The old
Constable Gaucher, whose eyelids were as wrinkled as those of a tortoise, was cupping his ear with his hand, for he was hard of hearing, and asking his brother-in-law, Mille de Noyers: `What’s that? What’s that they’re saying?’

The discussion was becoming complicated and it irritated him. On th
e question of women succeeding,
his views had remained unchanged over the last twelve years. Indeed, it was he who had proclaimed the right of male succession and had persuaded the peers to it by his celebrated apophthegm: `The lily cannot become a dis
taff; and France is too noble a
kingdom to be handed over to a woman

Orleton continued his speech in an endeavour to move his hearers. He
invited the peers to take
this opportunity, which might not occur again for, centuries, to unite the two kingdoms under the same sceptre. He spoke with profound conviction: let them have done with incessant quarrelling, ill-defined terms of homage, wars in Aquitaine that impoverished both their
nations, and let them dissolve
the useless rivalry in trade which created such continual problems in Flanders. He wanted to see one single people on both sides of the Channel. Was not the whole English nobility of French stock? Was not the French language common to both Courts? Had not many French lords inherited estates in England and
had not English barons lands in
France?

`Very well, if that’s the case, give us England, we shan’t refuse it,’ said Philippe of Valois sarcastically.

The Constable Gaucher was listening to the explanations his brother-in-law was shouting in his ear, and his face suddenly grew dark. What was that? The King of England claiming the Regency and the crown to follow? Was this to be the result of all the campaigns he had fought beneath the harsh Gascony sun, of all the expeditions through the nor
thern mud against those wicked
Flemish drapers, who were invariably supported by England, of the deaths of so many valiant knights and the expenditure of so much treasure? Was it all to come merely to this? What nonsense!

He did not get to his
feet, but in a deep, old voice that was hoarse with anger, he cried: `Never shall France belong to, the Englishman! This is no question of male or female, or whether

the crown can be transmitted through: the womb! But France shall not go to the Englishman because the barons won’t have it! Come on Brittany! Come on Blois! Come on, Nevers! Come on Burgundy! Do you mean to say you’re prepared to listen to this sort of thing? We’ve a king to bury, the sixth I’ve seen die in my lifetime, and each one of them had to raise an army against England or those whom England supported. The man who rules France must be of French blood. And let’s have no more of this nonsense it’s enough to make my horse laugh!’

He had called on Brittany,’ Blois and Burgundy in the voice he was accustomed to use in battle to rally the leaders of banners.

`I
give my counsel, in right of being the oldest member present, that the Count of Valois, who is nearest to the throne, be Regent, Guardian and Governor of the realm.’

And he raised his hand to show that he was casting his vote.

`He’s quite right!’ Robert of Artois said quickly, raising his great paw and looking round at Philippe’s supporters to make sure they followed his example.

He was almost sorry he had had the old
Constable cut out of the royal
will.

`Agreed!’ said the Dukes of Bourbon and Brittany, the Counts of Blois, Flanders, and Evreux, the bishops, the great officers of State, and the Count of Hainaut.

Mahaut of Artois caught the Duke of Burgundy’s eye, saw he was about to raise his hand, and hastily approved so as not to be
the last. But the look she gave
Eudes signified: `I’m voting for your choice. But, you’ll support me, won’t you?’

Orleton’s was the only hand not raised.

Philippe o
f Valois suddenly felt utterly
exhausted. ‘It’s all right, it’s all right,’ he thought. He heard Archbishop Guillaume de Trye, his old tutor, say: `Long life to the Regent of the Kingdom of France, both for the good of the people and for that of Holy Church.’

The Chancellor, Jean de Cherchemont, had already prepared the document which was to embody the Council’s decision. He had only to insert the Regent’s name. He wrote in a large hand: `The most powerful, most noble and most dread Lord Philippe,

Count of Valois.’ Then he read out the Act which not only assigned the Regency, but declared that, if the child to be born was a girl, the Regent was to become King of France.

All present appended both their signatures and private seals to the document. All, that is, except the Duke of Guyenne in the person of his representative, Bishop Orleton, who refused, saying: `One has nothing to lose by defending one’s rights, even if one knows one cannot succeed. But the future is long and lies in God’s hands.’

Philippe of Valois went over to the catafalque and gazed at his cousin’s corpse, at the crown upon the waxen brow, the long gold sceptre lying on the mantle and the golden boots.

They thought he was praying, and his act earned their respect.

Robert of Artois went to him and whispered: `If your father can see you at this moment, the dear man must be delighted . There are only two months to wait.’

 

 

4. The Makeshift King

 

 

PRINCES, OF that time always
had to have a dwarf. Poor people almost considered it a piece of good fortune to bring one into the world; they were sure of being able to sell him to some great lord, if not to the king himself.

A dwarf was generally looked on as ranking in the, order of creation somewhere between a man and a domestic animal; he was animal because you could put a collar on him, rig him out in grotesque clothes like a performing dog, and kick his backside with impunity; on the other hand, he was human in so far as he could talk and submitted voluntarily to his degrading role for food and pay.
He had to clown to order, skip,
cry and play the fool like a child, even when his hair had turned white with advancing years. His lack of inches was proportionate to his master’s greatness. He was bequeathed
like any other piece
of property. He was the symbol of
the `subject’, of nature’s sub
ordinates, expressly created, so it seemed, to be a living witness to the fact that the human race was composed of different species, of which some had absolute power over the rest.

Abasement nevertheless brought certain advantages, for the smallest, weakest and most deformed in the community were among the best-fed and the best-clothed. Moreover, the dwarf was permitted, indeed commanded, to say things to the masters of the superior race that would not have been tolerated from anyone else.

The mockery and even the insults that every man, however devoted he may be, occasionally addresses to his superior in his thoughts were vented, as it were by delegation, in the traditional and often singularly obscene familiarities of the dwarf.

There are two kinds of dwarfs: the long-nosed, sad-faced hunchback, and the chubby, snub-nosed dwarf with the body of a giant supported on tiny, rickety legs. Philippe of Valois’ dwarf, Jean the Fool, was of the second kind. His head barely reached to the height of a table. He wore bells on his cap, and silk robes embroidered with a variety of strange little animals.

One day he came skipping and laughing to Philippe and said: `Do you know what the people call you, Sire?’ They call you “the Makeshift King”.’

For on Good Friday, April lst, 1328, Madame Jeanne of Evreux, Charles IV’s widow, had been brought to bed. Rarely in history had the sex of a newborn child created suck excitement. When it was known to be a girl, everyone recognized it as a sign of God’s will, and there was great relief.

The peers had n
o need to reconsider the choice
they had made at Candlemas; they assembled at once and unanimously, except for the representative of England who objected on principle, confirmed Philippe in his right to the crown.

The people also heaved a sigh of relief. The curse of the Grand Master Jacques de Molay seemed exhausted at last. The Capet line, at any rate in its senior branch, was now extinct. During the last three hundred and forty-one years it had given Fr
ance fourteen successive kings,
though the last four had reigned for no more than fifteen years between them. In any family whether rich

or poor, the absen
ce of male heirs is considered,
if not a, disaster, at least a sign of inferiority, In the case of the royal house, the inability of Philip the Fair’s sons to produce male descendants was looked on as a punishment. But now there was going to be a change.

Sudden fevers seize on peoples, and their cause
must be sought in the movements
of the planets since no
other explanation can be found
for
them. How else account for such
waves of hysterical cruelty as the crusade of the pastoureaux



or
the massacre
of the lepers? How account for the tide of delirious joy that accompained the accession of Philippe of Valois?

The new King was tall and endowed with the majestic physique so essential to the founder of a dynasty. His elder child was a son, already nine years old an
d seemingly robust; he had also
a daughter, and it was known (Courts make no secret of these things) that he honoured his tall, lame wife almost every night with an enthusiasm the years had in no way abated.

He had a loud and resonant voice, unlike his cousins, Louis the Hutin, and Charles IV, who had stuttered;
nor was he inclined to silence
as had been Philip the Fair and Philippe V. There was no one who could oppose him, no one who could be put up against him. Amid the general rejoicing, who in France was going to listen to a few lawyers paid by England to draw up objections, which they did without muck conviction?

Philippe VI ascended the throne with the consent of all.

And yet he was King only by a lucky chance; he was a nephew and a cousin of kings, but there were many suck; he was simply a man who had been luckier than his relations. He was not a king born of a king to be king; he was not a king designated by God and received a
s such, but a `makeshift’ king,
who had been made when one was needed.

Yet the popular nickname in no way detracted from the loyalty and rejoicing; it was simply one of those ironical phrases the populace so often uses to mask its emotions and make itself feel that it is on close and familiar terms with power. When Jean the Fool told Philippe about it, he received a kick that sent him
flying across the flagstones.
He had, nevertheless, uttered the word that

was the key to his master’s destiny.

For Philippe of Valois, like every parvenu, was determined to show that he was worthy, by his own innate distinction, of the elevated position to which he had attained, and his behaviour therefore tended to an exaggeration of all that might be expected of a king.

Since the King exercis
ed sovereign powers of justice,
he sent the treasurer of the last reign to the gallows within three weeks of his accession. Pierre Remy had been accused of embezzlement on a large scale. A Minister of Finance suspended from the gibbet was invariably popular with the crowd. France believed she had a just king.

By both duty and office the Prince was defender of the Faith. Philippe issued an edict increasing the penalties for blasphemy and enhancing the powers of the Inquisition. As a result, the higher and lower clergy, the minor nobility and the parish bigots were all reassured: they had a pious king.

A sovereign owed it to himself to recompense services rendered; and a great many services had been rendered Philippe to assure his election. On the other hand, the King must not make enemies of the officials who had been attentive to the public interest under his predecessors. As a result, nearly every dignitary or royal officer was retained in his position, while new posts were created or those already existing duplicated to find places for the supporters of the new reign. Every application put forward by the great electors was granted. Moreover, the Valois household, which was itself of royal proportions, was superimposed on that of the old dynasty; and there was a great distribution of profitable offices. They had a generous king.

A king was also, in duty bound to bring his subjects prosperity. Philippe VI hastened to reduce and indeed in some cases to suppress altogether the taxes Philippe IV and Philippe V had imposed on trade, public markets and foreign business, taxes which it was said hindered enterprise and commerce.

And what could make a king more popular than to stop the plaguing by tax-gatherers? The Lombards, who had lent; his father so much money and to whom he himself still owed

enormous sums, blessed him. It occurred to no, one that the fiscal policy of the previous reigns had produced long-term effects and that, if France was rich, if the standard of living was higher than anywhere else in the world, if the people wore good sound cloth and often fur and if there were baths and sweating-rooms even in hamlets, all these things were due to the previous Philippes, who had established order in the realm, the unification of the currency and full employment.

And then a king must also be wise, the wisest man among his people. Philippe began to adopt a sententious tone and, in that fine voice of his, to utter weighty aphorisms in which could be distinguished something of the manner of his old tutor, Archbishop Guillaume de Trye.

`Action should always be based on reason,’ he would say, whenever he was at a loss.

And when he made a mistake, which was often enough, and found himself in
the
unhappy position of having to countermand what he had ordered the day before, he would declare superbly: `Reason lies in developing one’s ideas.’ Or again: `It is better, to
be forearmed than forestalled,
he would announce pompously, though throughout the twenty-two years of his reign he was to be constantly at the disadvantage of having to face one disagreeable surprise after another.

No monarch ever uttered so many platitudes with so grand an air. When people supposed he was thinking, he was in fact merely pondering a sentence that would seem like thought; his head was as empty as a nut in a bad season.

Nor was it to be forgotten that a king, a true king, must be valiant, chiva
lrous and gallant. And, indeed,
Philippe had no aptitude for anything but arms – not for war, it must be admitted, but for jousts and tournaments. He would have excelled in training young knights at the Court of a minor baron, But, being a sovereign, his house began to look like a castle in the romances of the Round Table, which were much read at, the time and had taken firm hold of his imagination. Life was a round of tournaments, festivals, banquets, hunts; and entertainments, followed by more tournaments amid a flurry, of plumed helms and

horses more richly caparisoned than were the women.

Philippe applied himself with great devotion to affairs of State for an hour a day, either on his return, drenched with sweat, from jousting or on emerging from a banquet with a full stomach and a cloudy mind. His chancellor, his treasurer and his innumerable officers made his decisions for him or went to take orders from Robert of Artois. Indeed, Robert governed far more than the Sovereign.

No difficulty arose without Philippe
appealing to Robert for advice
– and the Count of Artois’ orders were obeyed with confidence, for it was known that any decree of his would be approved by the King.

This was how things stood, when the crowds began to gather towards the end of May for the coronation, at which Archbishop Guillaume de Trye was to place the crown on his former pupil’s head, and the fe
stivities were to last for five
days.

The whole kingdom seemed to have come to Reims; and not only the kingdom but a great part of
Europe, for there were present
the superb, if impecunious, King John of Bohemia, Count Guillaume of Hainaut, the Marquess of Namur, and the Duke of
Lorraine. During the five days
of feas
ting and rejoicing, there were
a lavishness and an expenditure such as the burgesses of Reims had never seen before, and it was they who had to foot the bill for the festivities. Though they had grumbled at the cost of the previous coronation, they now gladly supplied two or three times as much. It was a hundred years since there had been such drinking in the Kingdom of France. There were even horsemen serving drinks in the courts and squares.

On the eve of the coronation, the King dubbed Louis of Nevers, Count
of Flanders, knight with great
pomp and ceremony. It had been decided that the Count of Flanders was to carry Charlemagne’s sword at the coronation and hand it to
the King. The Constable,
whose traditional privilege it was, had oddly enough consented to surrender it. But it was necessary that the Count of Flanders should be a knight; and Philippe VI could hardly; have found a more signal means of showing his gratitude for the Count’s support.

Nevertheless, at the ceremony in the cathedral next day, when Louis of Bourbon, the Great Chamberlain of France, had shod the King with the lily-embroidered boots, and then proceeded to summon the Count of Flanders to present the sword, the Count made no move.

`Monseigneur, the Count of Flanders!’ called Louis of Bourbon once again.

But Louis of Nevers stood s
till in his place with his arms
crossed.

`Monseigneur, the Count of Flanders,’ repeated the Duke of Bourbon, `if you be present, either in pers
on or by representative, I call
on you to come forward to fulfil your duty. You are hereby summoned to appear under pain of forfeiture.’

There was an astonished silence beneath the great vault and there was fear, too, reflected on the faces of the prelates, barons and dignitaries; but the King seemed quite unconcerned and Robert of Artois, his head thrown back, appeared to be deeply engaged in watching the play of sunlight through the
windows.

At last the Count of Flanders moved’ from
his place, came
to a halt in front of the King, bowed and said: `Sire, if Louis of Nevers had been called, I would have come forward sooner.’

`What do you mean, Monseigneur?’ replied Philippe VI.’ `Are you not Count of Flanders?’

`Sire, I bear the name but do not enjoy its benefit.’

Philippe VI, looking as kingly as possible, drew himself up, turned his long nose towards the Count, and said calmly with a blank stare: `What is this you’re telling me, Cousin?’

`Sire,’ replied Louis of Nevers, `the people of Bruges, Ypres, Poperinghe and Cassel have turned me out of my fief and no longer consider me to be their count and
suzerain; indeed
the country is in such a state of rebellion that I can scarcely go to Ghent even in secret.’

Philippe of Valois slapped the arm, of the throne with his wide palm in a gesture he had unconsciously adopted from having seen his uncle, Philip the Fair, the incarnation of majesty, make use, of it so often.

`Louis, my dear cousin,’ he said – and his stentorian voice

seemed to roll out of the choir and over the congregation – ‘we look on you as Count of Flanders and, by the holy anointing and sacrament we receive today, promise that we shall know, neither peace nor rest till you are restored to the possession of your county.’

Louis of Nevers fell on his knees and said: `Sire, I thank you.’ The ceremony then proceeded.

Meanwhile Robert of Artois was winking at his neighbours, and they at once realized that the scene had been previously arranged. Philippe VI was keeping the promises Robert had made on his behalf to assure his election. And, indeed, Philippe of Evreux was that very day wearing the crown of King of Navarre.

As soon as the ceremony was over, the King summoned the peers and the great barons, the princes of his family, and the lords who had come from beyond the boundaries of his realm to attend his coronation and, as if the matter could not suffer an hour’s delay, consulted with them as to the timing of an attack on the Flanders rebels. A valiant king was in duty bound to defend the rights of his vassals. A few of the more prudent spirits, in view of the fact that the season was already far advanced and that there was a risk of not being ready till the winter they still remembered Louis the Hutin’s `Muddy Host’ counselled him to postpone the expedition for a year. But the old Constable Gaucher cried shame on them: `For him who has the heart to fight the time is always ripe!’

He was now seventy-eight and eager to command his last campaign; and it was not for shuffling of this sort that he had agreed to surrender Charlemagne’s sword.

`And the English, who are at the back of the rebellion, will be taught a lesson,’ he muttered.

After all, in the romances of chivalry you could read of
the exploits of eight-year-old

heroes still capable of
unhorsing an enemy in battle and cleaving his helm to the skull. Were the barons to show less valour than this aged veteran who was so impatient to set off to war with his sixth king?

Philippe of Valois rose to his feet and cried: `Whoever loves me well will follow me!’

It was decided to mobilize the army at the end of July and, as i
f by chance, at Arras. It would
give Robert an opportunity to sow a little discord in his Aunt Mahaut’s county.

They moved into Flanders at the beginning of August.

The fifteen thousand citize
n soldiers of Furnes, Dixmude, Poperinghe and Cassel
were commanded by a burgess named Zannequin. Wishing to show, that he knew the proper usages,Zannequin sent the King. of France a challenge praying him to fix the day of battle. But Philippe felt nothing but contempt for this clodhopper who assumed the manners of a prince and made answer that since
the Flemish had no true leader,
they would have to defend themselves as best they could. Then he sent his two marshals, Mathieu de Trye and Robert Bertrand, who was known as `the Kni
ght of the Green Lion’, to burn
the country round Bruges.

The marshals were highly congratulated when they returned; everyone was delighted to see flames rising from poor people’s houses in the distance. The knights discarded their armour, and wearing sumptuous robes visited each other’s tents, dined in pavilions of embroidered silk, and played chess with their friends. The French camp looked just like King Arthur’s in the picture books, and the barons thought of themselves as Lancelot, Hector or Galahad.

And so it happened that the valiant King, who preferred to be forearmed rather than forestalled, was at dinner when the fifteen thousand Flemish attacked his camp, carrying banners on which they had painted a cock and written:

Le jour que ce coq chantera Le roi trouve ci entrera.*

*The Makeshift King will
enter here the day this
cock crows.

In a very short time they
had ravaged half, the camp, cut
the ropes supporting the pavilions, upset the chessboards, overset the

banqueting tables and killed a good number of lords.

The French infantry fled; in their panic they never stopped to draw breath till they had reached Saint-Omer forty leagues to the rear.

The King had barely time to don a surcoat bearing the arms of France, cover his head with a basinet of white leather and jump on his charger to try and rally his heroes.

Both sides in this battle committed grave errors through vanity. The French knights had despised the commonalty of Flanders; but the Flemish, to s
how they were as much warriors as the
French lords, had equipped themselves with armour to attack on foot.

The Count of Hainaut and his brother, Jean, whose lines stood a little apart, were the first to get to horse and disorganize the Flemish attack by taking the enemy in the rear. Then the French knights, rallied by the King, hurled themselves on the foot-soldiers, who were so heavily overburdened by their arrogant equipment, overset them, trampled them down and massacred them. The Lancelots and Galahads were content to club and slash, leaving it to their men-at-arms to finish off the wounded with daggers. Those who tried to flee were tumbled over by the charging horses; and those who offered to surrender immediately had their throats cut. The Flemish left thirteen thousand dead on the field, a fabulous heap of flesh and steel; grass, armour, man and beast were all sticky with blood.

The Battle
of Mont Cassel, which had begun in so disastrous a way, ended in total victory for France. People talked of it as another Bouvines.

But the real victor was not the King, nor even the old Constable Gaucher, though he had shouted the names of his banners loudly enough, nor Robert of Artois, though he had fallen on the
enemy ranks like an avalanche. The man who
had saved the day was Count Guillaume of Hainaut. But it was Philippe VI, his brother

in-law, who reaped the glory.

So powerful a king as Philippe could not tolerate any omission on the part of his vassals. He therefore sent a summons to the King o
f England, Duke of Guyenne, to c
ome to render homage to him without delay.

There are no advantageous defeats, but there can be disastrous victories. Few days in France’s history have cost her so dear as Cassel, for it gave currency to a number of false ideas, such as that the new King was inv
incible, and that foot-soldiers
were worthless in war. The defeat of Crecy, twenty years later, was the consequence of this illusion.

In the meantime, the commanders of banners and the bearers of lances, even to the youngest squire, looked down from their saddles in contempt at the inferior species who fought on foot.

 

That autumn, towards the middle of October, Madame C
lemence of Hungary, the unlucky
Queen who had been Louis the Hutin’s second wife, died at the age of thirty-five in the Temple, where she lived. She left so many debts that, a week after her death, everything she possessed, rings, crowns, jewels, furniture, linen and plate, even her kitchen utensils, were auctioned on behalf of her Italian creditors, the Bardi and the, Tolomei.

Old Spinello Tolomei, now very fat and lame, one eye open and the other shut, attended the sale. Six goldsmith-valuers, commissioned by the King, had fixed the reserves. Everything Queen Clemence had been given during her one year of illusory happiness was dispersed.

For four successive days the auctioneers, Simon
de
Clokettes, Jean Pascon, Pierre de Besancon and Jean de Lille, were to be heard crying: ‘A fine gold hat,
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containing four balas rubies,
four large emeralds, sixteen small balas rubies; sixteen small emeralds and eight Alexandraian rubies, six hundred livres! Sold to the King!’

`A ring, with four cuts sapphires and one cabochon, forty livres! Sold to the King!’

`A ring, with six oriental rubies, three cut emeralds and three emerald brilliants, two hundred livres! Sold to the King!’

`A silver gilt bowl, twenty-five goblets, two platters and a dish, two hundred livres! Sold to Monseigneur of Artois, Count of Beaumont!’

`A dozen silver-gilt goblets, enamelled with the arms of France and Hungary, a great silver-gilt salt supported by four monkeys, four hundred and fifty livres! Sold to Monseigneur of Artois,

Count of Beaumont!’

`A gold-embroidered purse, sewn with pearls, containing an oriental sapphire, sixteen livres! Sold to the King!’

The Bardi company bought the most expensive lot: a ring containing Clemence’s largest ruby, which was estimated to be worth one thousand livres. They did not, however, have to pay for it, since it would be placed against her account with them, and they were sure of being able to resell it to the Pope who, having long been in their debt in the past, was now fabulously rich.

Robert of Artois, as if to prove that he was not solely concerned with goblets and drinking-vessels, acquired a Bible in French for thirty livres.

The chapel vestments, tunics and dalmatics were bought by the Bishop of Chartres.

A goldsmith named Guillaume le Flament acquired the dead Queen’s eating-utensils for a modest price; among them was a fork, the first ever to be made in the history of the world.

Her horses went for six hundred and ninety-two livres. And Madame Clemence’s coach together with that of her ladies-inwaiting were also auctioned.

And when at last everything was removed from the Temple, people had the feeling that an ill-omened house had been shut up.

Indeed, it seemed that
year, as if the past were wiping itself out of, its own accord to make way for the new reign: The Bishop of Arras, Thierry d’Hirson, Countess Mahaut’s chancellor, died in the month of November. He had been the Countess’ advi
ser for thirty years, her lover
too, for that matter, and had served her in all her intrigues. Mahaut was become very lonely now. Robert of Artois had a priest called Pierre Roger, who was a supporter of the Valois party, appointed to the diocese of Arras.
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Things were going against Mahaut, while Robert seemed to be prospering in every way; his influence was continually increasing, and he was rising to the highest honours.

In the month of January, 1329,

Philippe VI made the County of Beaumont-le-Roger a peerage; at last Robert was a peer of France.

Since the King of England delayed coming to render homage, it

was once again decided to seize th
e Duchy of Guyenne. But before
the threat was put into execution, Robert of Artois was sent to Avignon to obtain the intervention of Pope John XXII.

Robert spent two delightful weeks on the banks of the Rhone. For Avignon, to which flowed all the gold of Christendom, had become, for
anyone who enjoyed high living,
gambling, and beautiful courtesans, an enchanted city over which ruled and ascetic, octogenarian pope withdrawn into the problems of the Beatific Vision. The new peer of France had several audiences with the Holy Father; a banquet was given in the pontifical palace in his honour, and he enjoyed much learned conversation with a number of cardinals. Nevertheless, loyal, to the avocations of his turbulent youth, he also frequented persons of more doubtful standing. Wherever Robert happened to be, he did not need to lift a finger to attract loose women, wicked men and fugitives from justice. If there was but one receiver of stolen goods in a town, in the first quarter of an hour Robert had found him out. The monk expelled from his order for causing scandal, the priest guilty of larceny or violating his oath, were inevitably to be found in his anteroom in search of his support. He was often saluted in the street by persons of sinister appearance and he would, try vainly to, recollect in what brothel of what town he had run across them. There was no doubt that he was trusted by the underworld, and, the fact that he had become the second prince in the kingdom made no difference.

His old valet,
Lormet le Dolois, was too old now to make long journeys and had not accompanied him to Avignon. But a younger man, Gillet de Nelle, who had been trained
in the same school, was charged
with Lormet’s duties. It was, indeed, Gillet who discovered for Monseigneur Robert a certain Maciot l’Allemant, a native of Arras and unemployed sergeant-at-arms, who would stick at nothing. Maciot had known Bishop Thierry d’Hirson well; and Bishop Thierry, during his last years, had had a mistress called: Jeanne de Divion, who was at least twenty years younger than himself. She was complaining bitterly of the way Countess Mahaut had been treating her since the Bishop’s death. Would, Monseigneur like to see this Dame de Divion?

Not for the first time, Robert of Artois concluded that there was much to be learned from people of bad reputation. No doubt there were safer hands than Sergeant Maciot’s into which to confide one’s purse, but the man clearly had much interesting information. Wearing a new suit of clothes and mounted on a good horse, he was sent north.

When he returned to Paris in March, Robert of Artois was in high good humour, prophesying that there would soon be interesting news in the kingdom. He mentioned that royal documents had been stolen, by Bishop Thierry on Mahaut’s beha
lf.
And a woman with veiled face came frequently to see him in his study where he held long and secret conferences with her. As the weeks went
by, he seemed ever happier and
more confident, and foretold the imminent confusion of his enemies with increasing assurance.

In the month of April the English Court, yielding to pressure from the Pope, sent Bishop Orleton to Paris once again, with a train of seventy-two persons, lords, prelates, lawyers, clerks and servants, to negotiate the form the homage was to take. Indeed, it was nothing less than a treaty which had to be agreed.

The affairs of England were not going too well. Lord Mortimer had not increased his prestige by compelling Parliament to sit under the menace of his troops. He had been forced to suppress an armed rebellion of the barons under the leadership of Henry Wryneck, Earl of Lancaster, and he was finding great difficulty in governing the country.

At the beginning of May, gallant old Gaucher de Chatillon died in his eightieth year. He had been born in the reign of Saint Louis, and had been Constable for twenty-seven years. His determined voice had often affected the results of battles and had, frequently prevailed in the King’s Council.

On May 26th young King Edward III, having borrowed, as his father had done before him, five thousand livres from the Lombard bankers to cover the cost of the journey, took ship at Dover to come, and render homage to his cousin of France.

Neither his mother Isabella nor Lord Mortimer accompanied him, for they w
ere afraid
the power might pass into other hands

in their absence. The sixteen-year-old King, under the tutelage merely of two bishops, set out to confront the most imposing Court in the world.

For England was weak and divided, while France was a whole. There was no more puissant nation in Christendom; prosperous, populous, rich in industry and agriculture, governed by a powerful civil service and an active nobility, her lot seemed enviable indeed. While her makeshift king, who had now been reigning for a year during which he had achieved success after success, was the most envied of all the kings, in the world.

 

 

5. The Giant and the Mirrors

 

HE WANTED not only to show himself off but to see himself too. He wanted his beautiful wife, the Countess, his three sons, Jean, Jacques, and Robert, of whom the eldest, who was now eight, already gave promise of growing into a tall, strong man, to admire him; and he wanted his equerries and his servants, all the staff he had brought from Paris with him, to see him in his splendour. But he wanted also to be able to admire himself with his own eyes.

For this purpose, he had sent for all the mirrors that happened to be in the baggage of his suite, mirrors of polished silver, circular as plates, hand-mirrors, mirrors of glass backed by tin-foil and set in octagonal frames of silver-gilt, and he had had them hung side by si
de on the tapestry in his room.
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The Bishop of Amiens would no doubt be delighted to find his fine figured tapestry torn by nails. But what did that matter? A peer of France could permit himself that much. Monseigneur Robert of Artois, Lord of Conches
and Count of Beaumont-le-Roger,
wanted to see himself wearing his peer’s robes, for the first time.

He turned first one way and then the other, advanced and retreated a couple of steps, but could see his reflection only in fragm
ents, split up into pieces like
a figure in a church window: on the left, the gold hilt of his long sword and, a little higher to
the right,
part, of his chest where his silk surcoat showed his embroidered arms here the shoulder to which the great peer’s mantle was fastened with a glittering clasp, and there, near the ground, the fringe of the long, mantle falling on the gold spurs; and then, crowning, it all, the great peer’s coronet with eight identical fleurons, set with the rubies he, had bought at the late Queen Clemence’s sale.

`Well, I’m worthily apparelled,’ he said. `It
would be a great pity if I were not a
peer, for the mantle suits me well.’

The Countess of Beaumont
, also wearing state robes, did
not altogether seem to share her husband’s satisfaction.

`Are you quite sure, Robert,’. she asked anxiously, `that this woman will arrive in time?’

`Of course, of course,’ he replied. `Even if she doesn’t come this morning, I shall make my claim, and present the papers tomorrow.’

The only drawback to Robert’s costume was the heat of early summer. He was sweating under the cloth-of-gold, the velvet and the thick silk, and though he had taken a hot bath that morning he was, beginning to give off a smell like a wild beast.

Through the window, which was open on to a bright and sunny sky, the cathedral bells could be heard ringing a full peal, drowning the clatter in the town of the trains of the five kings and their Courts.

For, indeed, on this June 6th, 1329, there were five, kings in Amiens. No chancellor could remember such a gathering. To receive the homage of his young cousin of England, Philippe VI had invited his relations and allies, the Kings of Navarre, Bohemia and Majorca, a
s well as the Count of Hainaut,
the Duke of Athens and all the peers, dukes, counts, bishops, barons and marshals.

There were six thousand French horsemen and six hundred English. Charles of Valois would not have disowned his son, nor indeed his son-in-law, Robert of Artois, had he be
en able to see such an assembly.

The new Constable, Raoul de Brienne, had had to organize the billeting as his first duty. He had done it well, but had lost half a stone in the process.

The King of France and his family were occupying the Bishop’s Palace, of which a wing had been allotted to Robert of Artois.

The King of England had been installed in the Malmaison,
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and the other kings in various burgesses’ houses. The servants slept in the passages, the grooms camped outside the town with the horses and baggage-trains.

An enormous crowd had come in from the immediate countryside, the neighbouring counties, and even from Paris. The less fortunate slept under porches.

While the chancellors of the two kingdoms were arguing once more about the terms of the homage, since even after so much negotiation no precise formula had yet been established, the whole nobility of Western Europe spent six consecutive days in jousting and tournament, being entertained by masks, jugglers and dances, and feasting spendidly from noon to starlight in the palace gardens.

Market-gardeners,
punting their flat-bottomed boats through the narrow canals int
o Amiens, were bringing irises,
buttercups, hyacinths and lilies to the water-market. These were spread in the streets, courtyards and halls through which the kings passed. The town was saturated with the scent of crushed flowers, of pollen sticking to men’s boots, and it mingled with the strong odours of the horses and the crowds.

And the food, the wine, the meat, the spices and the cakes! Pigs, sheep and bullocks were being driven in continuous procession to the slaughterhouses which were working night and day; trains of wagons brought the palace kitchens bucks, stags, wild boar, roe-deer, and hares; sturgeon, salmon and mullet from the sea; pike, bream, tench and crayfish from the rivers; and poultry and game of all kinds, fine capons, fat geese, resplendent pheasants, swans, pale herons and peacocks with tails full of eyes, Barrels of wine were on tap everywhere.

Anyone
who wore a lord’s livery, down to the most junior lackey, put on an air of importance. The prostitutes were in a frenzy. The Italian merchants had gathered from the ends of the earth for this fabulous fair organized by the King. The facades of the houses wer
e hidden by the silks, brocades
and tapestries

hanging gaily from the windows.

There were too many bells and fanfares, too much shouting, too many palfreys and dogs, too much food and drink, too many princes and pickpockets, too many whores, too much luxury, too much go
ld, and too many kings. It made
one’s head spin.

The kingdom was intoxicated by the sight of its own power, as Robert of Artois was intoxicated by his reflection in the mirrors.

Lormet, his old valet, who in spite of a new livery was spending his time grumbling amid the general rejoicing – largely because Gillet de Nelle was becoming too important in the household and because there were too many new faces about his master – came in and murmured: `The lady you were expecting has arrived.’

Robert turned quickly.

`Show her in,’ he said.

He winked meaningly at the Countess, and waving his arms drove everybody towards the door, shouting: `Get out, all of you! Form up in procession in the courtyard.’

For a moment he stood alone by the window, looking out on the crowd which had gathered in front of the cathedral to watch the great go in; a cordon of archers was finding some difficulty in controlling it. The bells above were still pealing; the scent of hot pancakes suddenly – floated up to him from a stall; all – the neighbouring streets were full of people; and the Hoquet Canal was so crowded with boats that the glimmer of the water was scarcely visible.

Robert of Artois felt triumphant, and he would, feel, even more so shortly, when he went up to his Cousin Philippe in the cathedral and uttered certain words that would make the assembled kings, dukes and barons start in surprise. None would emerge as happy as, he went in; and this would be particularly true of his dear Aunt Mahaut and the Duke of Burgundy.

He would certainly be wearing his peer’s robes for the first time to advantage! Twenty years and more of stubborn struggle would receive their reward today. And yet, behind his pride and joy, he felt a sense of regret. What could be the cause of it when fate was smiling , on him and all his hopes were coming true? Then suddenly he knew: it
was the smell of pancakes. A, P
eer of France,
who
was about to claim the county of his ancestors, could not go down into the street wearing his coronet with eight fleurons and eat a pancake. A peer of France could not loiter about the streets, mingle with, the multitude, tweak a girl’s breast, and go brawling through the night in company with half a dozen whores, as he used to do when he was poor and twenty. Yet his nostalgia reassured him. `Anyway,’ he thought; ‘the life’s not dead in me yet!’

His visitor was standing shyly by the door, not daring to disturb the thoughts of a lord in so splendid a coronet.

She was a woman of about thirty-five, with a triangular face and high cheekbones. The hood of her travelling-cloak revealed plaited tresses, and her full, rounded bosom heaved beneath her white linen bodice as she breathed.

`By God, the Bishop had good taste!’ thought Robert, when he turned and saw her.

She bent a knee in a curtsy. He held out his huge’ gloved hand with its ruby rings.


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