1: In a Cave Just Positively Riddled with Blood and Gecko Toes

2: Beset by Naked Halfling Malice

3: Beneath the Sweaty Onion Flesh of a Rogue

4: Across the Lea and Fuming in the Tenebrous Darkness

5: On the Dew-Slobbered Slopes of the Honeymelon Hills

6: Aclatter with a Surfeit of Brooms in a Strategic Mobile Habitat

7: Inside an Oven Disturbingly Full of Bones

8: Afoul of the Fearful Cabbage Pastor of Misree

9: Calculating the Air-Speed Velocity of a Laden Chicken Shack

10: Through a Cold Blü Sky Bereft of Fluffee Egges

11: Spread-Eagled Uponst a Divan of Questionable Provenance

12: Surrounded by Distressingly Beardless Chins and the Grumbles of the Elderly

13: Under the Grim Weight of an Implacable Iron Toe Ring

14: Under the Salubrious Influence of a Most Potent Boning Tea

15: Flushed as Red as Lingonberries and Longing for a Redo

16: Concerned About Hairy Palms and Sadly Lacking Eyeliner

17: In a Very Pretty Place Where Foreshadowing Intimates Trouble

18: Wrapped Warmly and Perhaps Too Tightly in the Arms of Unwanted Hospitality

19: Athwart a Company of Tendentious Trolls and Halflings

20: Under the Boastful and Bestial Eye of a Dignified Sylver Ungulate

21: Surrounded by Clandestine Wonders and Embroidered Coveralls

22: Suffering from a Distinct Lack of Toes on a Gurney on a Train in a Tunnel

23: Under Assault by Salty Mermaids

24: In a Shop Rife with Suspiciously Familiar Tchotchkes

25: Outside the Grimful Walls of Bruding

26: In the Steamy Demesne of Dwarvelish Delight

27: Surrounded by Phantasmal Apparitions and Dusty Chiffarobes

28: Mired in the Viscid Gelatin of the Figgish Fen

29: Under the Obfuscated Guise of an Old Acquaintance

30: High Above a Caprine Abattoir and Acres of Bad Architecture

31: Near a Gourmet Selection of Hotly Contested Muesli

32: Amidst a Whirlwind of Blood and Viscera and Beard Hairs

33: Besplattered by Blood and Positively Riddled with Boons

34: Over a Moist Black Cardigan Lovingly Embroidered with Bats

Epilogue: Buffeted by Ebullient Winds of Surpassing Kindness