I Am a Pole (And So Can You!) – Colbert, Stephen January 3, 2026 by epub-book Book Preview I know I have a purpose, I’m sure this may sound odd: But a pole without a job to do, Is really just a rod.* So I’ve spent a lot of time, In pursuit of one clear goal: Finding out where I fit in. What is my true pole role? *For the record, some of my best friends are rods. Between you and me, they’re a lot better than sticks.** **Don’t get me started on sticks. I know I have a purpose, I’m sure this may sound odd: But a pole without a job to do, Is really just a rod.* So I’ve spent a lot of time, In pursuit of one clear goal: Finding out where I fit in. What is my true pole role? *For the record, some of my best friends are rods. Between you and me, they’re a lot better than sticks.** **Don’t get me started on sticks. Read the full book by downloading it below. DOWNLOAD EPUB Related Posts:The Witness for the Dead - Addison,KatherineGarrett Files 05 - Dread Brass Shadows - Cook, GlenChanur 04 - Chanur's Homecoming - Cherryh, C. J.Fear that Man - Koontz, DeanFBI 02 - The Maze - Coulter, CatherineApt Pupil - King, StephenAdept 02 - The Lodge of the Lynx - Kurtz, KatherineFlight of the Old Dog - Brown, Dale