Stephen Colbert

Book Preview CONTENTS     INTRODUCTION Featuring Hello and Other Thoughts   HOW TO READ THIS BOOK   MY AMERICAN CHILDHOOD   CHAPTER ONE THE FAMILY So Help Me God, I Will Turn This Book Around Right Here   CHAPTER TWO OLD PEOPLE Your Glasses Are on Top of Your Head   CHAPTER THREE ANIMALS … Read more

Book Preview I know I have a purpose, I’m sure this may sound odd: But a pole without a job to do, Is really just a rod.* So I’ve spent a lot of time, In pursuit of one clear goal: Finding out where I fit in. What is my true pole role? *For the record, … Read more