The Book of Counted Sorrows – Koontz, Dean

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The Book of Counted Sorrows

The Book of Counted Sorrows

Being the Mind-Bending,

Heart-Stopping, Bowel-Freezing,

Spleen-Tickling History of the Most

Dangerous Book of Poetry Ever

Written, Including the Text of That

Cursed Book Itself, With the Prayer

that God Will Protect You from a

Spontaneous Head Explosion

(and Even Worse Potential Fates)

Introduction (c) 2001 by Dean Koontz

Poetry (c) 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991,

1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 by Nkui, Inc.

Poetry (c) 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 by Dean Koontz.

Cover design (c) 2001 by Ray Downing

This edition published by Barnes & Noble Digital, by arrangement with Dean

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any

manner whatsoever without the written permission of the Publisher.

2001 Barnes & Noble Digital

To all the readers who have written to me over the years, demanding

this book. Without You, it would never have been written. If Hell

exists, perhaps all of you should be worried.

The Dark, Peculiar, Mysterious and Ultimately Incomprehensible

History Of the Volume in Question.

1. Before the Glass of Sherry.

2. After the Glass of Sherry.

3. The Hideous Fate of Langford Crispin.


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