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The Book of Counted Sorrows
The Book of Counted Sorrows
Being the Mind-Bending,
Heart-Stopping, Bowel-Freezing,
Spleen-Tickling History of the Most
Dangerous Book of Poetry Ever
Written, Including the Text of That
Cursed Book Itself, With the Prayer
that God Will Protect You from a
Spontaneous Head Explosion
(and Even Worse Potential Fates)
Introduction (c) 2001 by Dean Koontz
Poetry (c) 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991,
1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 by Nkui, Inc.
Poetry (c) 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 by Dean Koontz.
Cover design (c) 2001 by Ray Downing
This edition published by Barnes & Noble Digital, by arrangement with Dean
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any
manner whatsoever without the written permission of the Publisher.
2001 Barnes & Noble Digital
To all the readers who have written to me over the years, demanding
this book. Without You, it would never have been written. If Hell
exists, perhaps all of you should be worried.
The Dark, Peculiar, Mysterious and Ultimately Incomprehensible
History Of the Volume in Question.
1. Before the Glass of Sherry.
2. After the Glass of Sherry.
3. The Hideous Fate of Langford Crispin.
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